Being John Malkovich Page #5
CUT TO:
We tilt up the building.
MUSIC:
Perky Industrial Film Music.TITLE:
The 7 1/2 FloorNARRATOR (0.S.)
Welcome to the 7 1/2 floor of the
Mertin-Flemmer building. As you
will now be spending your work day
here, it is important that you learn
a bit about the history of this
famous floor.
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. 7 1/2 FLOOR - DAY
Don and Wendy, two office workers, crouch in the hall and
chat. Both hold cups of coffee.
WENDY:
Hello, Don.
DON:
Hello. Wendy.
WENDY:
Don, I was wondering, do you know
why our workplace has such low
ceilings?
DON:
It's an interesting story, Wendy.
Many years ago in the late 1800's,
James Mertin, an Irish ship captain
looking to invest in the future of
our great country, came to this town
and decided to erect an office
building.
CUT TO:
OLD FOOTAGE OF CONSTRUCTION CREW WORKING.
DON (CONT'D) (V.0.)
He would call this building the
Mertin-Flemmer Building, after
himself and someone else, who, local
legend has it, was named Flemmer.
CUT TO:
INT. 19TH CENTURY OFFICE - DAY
An actor playing Mertin sits at a desk and writes with
aquill. He appears very stern and has mutton chop
sideburns.
DON (CONT'D) (V.0.)
One day. Captain Mertin received an
unexpected visitor.
There is a knock at the door.
MERTIN:
Enter ye, if ye dare enter.
A tiny woman enters.
TINY WOMAN:
Captain Mertin?
MERTIN:
What want ye, girl child?
TINY WOMAN:
I am not a child, Captain Mertin,
but rather an adult lady of miniature
proportions.
MERTIN:
(taken aback)
I see. Well, it is not my fault that
thou art tiny. So if it is charity
yer after, then be gone with ye,
ye foul demon.
TINY WOMAN:
I am not asking for alms, but rather
the ear of a kind man with a noble
heart.
MERTIN:
(sighs)
Aye. Speak then if ye must.
TINY WOMAN:
Captain Mertin, surely I am a
God-fearing Christian woman like
yourself, but alas, I am afraid that
the world was not built with me in
mind. Door knobs are too high, chairs
are unwieldy, high-ceilinged rooms
mock my stature. Nor am I a marrie
lady, Captain. after all, who would
marry a person of my diminutiveness?
So I am forced to work for my few
pennies a week as an optometrist.
Why cannot there be a place for me
to work safe and comfortable?
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