Beethoven Page #2

Call him Ding Dong.|He wouldn`t know the difference.

Yes, he would!

He`ll tell us what he wants to be called.

Beethoven.

Roll over. Come on, boy. Roll over.

You!

No, no, no!

lf this business is gonna grow,|we need more money.

They`re talking about $25,000.|l said, `"That`s no good.`"

They said, `"No?`" l said, `"No.`"

lf this is gonna take off,|l need some capital, not a Band-Aid.

They said, `"What kind of figures|are we talking about?`"

l said, `"$150,000 sounds|like a good neighborhood to me.`"

You really said that?

This is a business.|What am l gonna do with $25,000?

Advertising, signs, but l`m optimistic.

-Ted, get down here.|-Where`s my shoes?

-l don`t know, honey, just backtrack.|-Mom, please?

Look behind the bathroom door.

-Daddy?|-What?

He wants you to scratch his head.

You know, l don`t wanna scratch his head.

Back off, back off!

But he wants you to.

Sometimes we don`t get what we want.|That`s not how it works.

lf l don`t get this deal, l`ll kill myself!

Honey, don`t talk like that|in front of the kids.

lf l can just get them to smell the stuff.|Air fresheners are visceral products--

-l got a great idea.|-What?

Can l have karate lessons?

l didn`t get any bacon.|What do you want karate lessons for?

Brenda`s littler than me,|and she`s got a green belt.

Why don`t we skip the lessons|and get you the belt?

No! Come on!

He slimed me! He slobbed! Look at this!

Don`t worry about it.

l`ve got dog drool on my pants!

l can`t meet with Vanguard Capital|with dog drool on my pants!

-Just change your pants.|-l`m gonna change my pants.

l had a schedule and now it`s gone.|l`ll never have that again!

-Just change, George.|-l`m gonna change my pants.

Then l gotta change my jacket.

lf l change my jacket, l change my shirt.|lf l change my shirt, l change my tie.

l have to change my belt, shoes and socks.

Just change your pants, George.

l don`t need you to drool all over me,|for God sakes!

You`re so smart!|What am l telling you about?

Listen to me!

Bye, honey.

Sorry. Good luck.

A little Kleenex or something.

Hi, puppy.

Thirsty, huh?

Easy, buddy. Save some for the fishes.

Look at Tom. He`s wide open. Shoot it!

Put it up. Put it up!

-This guy`s all over me.|-Shoot it.

Yeah!

All right, that`s it. Hit the showers.

Give me 10. Let`s go, hustle.

Hi, Mark.

-You`re sweaty.|-You like it?

Air fresheners are the 12th fastest-growing|area in household hygiene.

Fascinating!

All of these use a two-dip process|that guarantees a longer smell life.

Smell this. That smell nice?

lf we get the right amount of capital,|we can take this place to the top.

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