A Night at the Roxbury Page #5
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1998
- 82 min
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STEVE:
(sadly envious)
Kickin' it at the Roxbury, rollin'
a banana Ferrari.
DOUG:
Tasty geisha by his side.
STEVE:
The man is a bag of chips.
DOUG:
(correcting him)
All that and a bag of chips.
STEVE:
Right. Well, we're doing okay. I
got a number tonight.
DOUG:
(thrilled)
Let me see it!
Steve hands him a cocktail napkin. Doug reads it.
DOUG:
555...? Steve, this isn't real.
It's one of those fake T.V.
numbers.
STEVE:
Is not.
DOUG:
Is, too. I get this number all
the time.
STEVE:
At least she respected me enough
to write a fake number. We'll get
a real one one of these days.
DOUG:
One of these days? Steve, don't
you get it? These are our days.
Now! Today! Ahora!
STEVE:
Ah whatta?
Doug jumps off the car, starts pacing.
DOUG:
Steve, we're young. We're
supposed to purge ourselves of the
party virus or we'll just get so
clogged up that when we're like
forty we'll just explode.
STEVE:
Yeah, like one of those individual
plastic butters you get in the
diner. You know, like when you
squish it, just bursts out all
over the place.
DOUG:
Forget the butter, Steve. I'm
trying to explain --
STEVE:
(interrupting)
Or like when you put an egg in a
microwave and all the yellow stuff
flies out.
DOUG:
That's an exceptional way to
visualize it but listen to me.
STEVE:
Oh! Remember in camp when we put
that can of beans in the fire?
DOUG:
And it exploded. Yes. Steve! If
we're ever going to live up to our
full potential, we've got to get
this partying out of our systems
now.
STEVE:
Let's do it.
They both get in the car.
CUT TO:
INT. BMW - NIGHT
DOUG/STEVE
Alright, let's do it! Do it!
Woo!
STEVE:
... Do what? Everything's closed.
Beat.
DOUG:
Then let's go home.
STEVE:
(excited)
Let's go home! Wooo!
CUT TO:
The house is a bad '80s combination of classical styles.
CUT TO:
INT. BEDROOM - MORNING
We PAN AROUND to see semi-juvenile furniture -- which is
overwhelmed by a huge stereo system.
Doug sleeps, mouth open. A piece of red licorice reaches
INTO FRAME and starts darting in and out of Doug's mouth.
He coughs and waves it away. The licorice starts going
up his nostril. Doug wakes up.
DOUG:
Hey! Knock it off!
STEVE:
Twizzled you, my friend.
DOUG:
Yeah, you totally got me.
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