Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets script
Synopsis: The follow-up to "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" finds young wizard Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe) and his friends, Ron (Rupert Grint) and Hermione (Emma Watson), facing new challenges during their second year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry as they try to discover a dark force that is terrorizing the school.

LOCATION:
No. Four Privet Drive – Harry’s room - night

RON:
Hiya, Harry!

HARRY:
Ron! Fred. George. What are you all doing here?

RON:
Rescuing you, of course. Now, come on. Get your trunk!...

RON:
You’d better stand back. Let’s go!

LOCATION:
No. Four Privet Drive – Mr. And Mrs. Dursley’s room - night

AUNT PETUNIA:
Oh!

UNCLE VERNON:
Now, what the hell’s he doing? Potter!

LOCATION:
No. Four Privet DriveUpstairs hall - night

DUDLEY:
Dad! What’s going on?

LOCATION:
LOCATION: No. Four Privet Driveoutside Harry’s room - night

GEORGE:
Go, go, go, go!

DUDLEY:
Dad, hurry up!

RON:
Come on.

FRED:
Come on.

RON:
Come on, Harry! Hurry up!

UNCLE VERNON:
Petunia, he’s escaping!

HARRY:
Ahh- ahh!

RON:
I’ve got you Harry!

UNCLE VERNON:
Come here!

HARRY:
Let go of me!

UNCLE VERNON:
Oh no, boy! You and that bloody pigeon aren’t going anywhere!

HARRY:
Get off!

RON:
Drive!

FRED:
Right.

GEORGE:
Right!

UNCLE VERNON:
No! No! No! No! Aaaah!

AUNT PETUNIA & DUDLEY: Aaah!

DUDLEY:
Dad!

UNCLE VERNON:
Oh... Damn.

LOCATION:
Flying car - over Little Whinging, Surrey - night

RON:
By the way, Harry, Happy Birthday!

Scene 4:
The Burrow.

LOCATION:
The Burrowexterior - morning

LOCATION:
The BurrowKitchen - morning

FRED:
Come on. Okay, come on. Shh! Shh! Ok, come on. Shh! Come on.

RON:
Do you think it’d be all right if we had some of this?

GEORGE:
Yeah, Mum would never know.

RON:
It’s not much, but it’s home.

HARRY:
I think it’s brilliant

MRS. WEASLEY:
Where have you been? Harry, how wonderful to see you dear. Beds

empty! No note! Car gone! You could have died! You could have been seen! Of

course, I don’t blame you, Harry dear.

RON:
They were starving him, Mum. There were bars on his window!

MRS. WEASLEY:
Well, you’d best hope that I don’t put bars on your window,

Ronald Weasley! Come on Harry, time for a spot of breakfast. Here we are

Harry. Now tuck in! That’s it. There we go.

GINNY:
Mum- Mummy, have you seen my jumper?

MRS. WEASLEY:
Yes dear. It was on the cat.

HARRY:
Hello. W-what did I do?

RON:
Ginny. She’s been talking about you all summer. A bit annoying really.

ARTHUR WEASLEY:
Morning, Weasleys.

FRED, GEORGE, RON: Morning, Dad.

MRS. WEASLEY:
Morning Arthur!

ARTHUR WEASLEY:
What a night. Nine raids. Nine!

HARRY:
Raids?

RON:
Dad works in the Ministry of Magic, in the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts

Office. Dad loves Muggles, thinks they’re fascinating.

ARTHUR WEASLEY:
Well now. Aah! And who are you?

HARRY:
Oh, sorry sir. I’m Harry, sir, Harry Potter.

ARTHUR WEASLEY:
Good Lord! Are you really? Well, Ron’s told us all about you,

of course. When did he get here?

MRS. WEASLEY:
This morning. Your sons flew that enchanted car of yours to

Surrey and back last night.

ARTHUR WEASLEY:
Did you really? How’d it go? Did you—

FRED, GEORGE, RON, HARRY: Oh, it...

MRS. WEASLEY:
Arthur!

ARTHUR WEASLEY:
I mean...that was very wrong, indeed, boys. Very wrong of

you. Now, Harry, you must know all about Muggles. Tell me, what exactly is

the function of a rubber duck?

HARRY:
Oh, umm...

MRS. WEASLEY:
Well, that’ll be Errol with the post. Oh, fetch it will you

Percy, please?

PERCY:
Errol...

RON:
He’s always doing that.

PERCY:
Oh look, it’s our Hogwarts letters. And they’ve sent us Harry’s as

well.

ARTHUR WEASLEY:
Dumbledore must know you’re here, Harry. Doesn’t miss a

trick, that man.

MRS. WEASLEY:
Oh, no.

FRED:
This lot won’t come cheap, Mum. The spell books alone are very

expensive.

MRS. WEASLEY:
We’ll manage. There’s only one place we’re going to get all of

this. Diagon Alley.

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Steve Kloves

Stephen Keith "Steve" Kloves (born March 18, 1960) is an American screenwriter mainly renowned for his adaptations of novels, especially for the Harry Potter film series and for Wonder Boys. He has also directed two motion pictures. more…

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