Beavis and Butt-Head Do America Page #4

McVICKER

Please mmm... may I have another?!

B&B LAUGH. McVicker hears and looks up.

McVICKER (CONT.)

Beavis and Butt-Head! Y...y...you

bastards.

BEAVIS:

Can we watch your TV?

McVICKER

Y... Y... You're expelled! Get out!

Butt-Head closes the door, laughing, and starts to walk towards

the next door. The muffled sound of a SPANK can be heard followed

by McVicker asking for another.

BUTT-HEAD

Huh huh huh. That was cool.

BEAVIS:

Dammit! I need a TV now! We're missing

everything!

INT. MOTEL ROOM - CONTINUOUS

The only light in the room is a flickering TV. Sitting on the bed,

talking on the phone is MUDDY. He's a tough, mean looking red-neck

- a Jack Ruby type.

On the nightstand next to him is a three-quarter drunk bottle of

bourbon and a manila envelope. On his lap is a big gun.

MUDDY:

...Are you sure these guys can pull this

off? It's gotta look like an accident...

We hear a knock on the door and muffled B&B laughs.

MUDDY (CONT.)

Hold on a minute. That must be them now.

I'll call you back. (Hangs up phone)...

Come in!

B&B walk in. Muddy turns on the light.

BEAVIS:

(sounding suddenly sedated)

Aaaah. TeeeVeeeee, heh heh.

MUDDY:

Yer late.

BUTT-HEAD

Why? Did we miss American Gladiators?

MUDDY'S P.O.V.:
B&B are a drunken blur.

MUDDY:

Well, Earl said you guys were young, but

jeez... Oh well, as long as you can get

the job done. So what are your names?

BUTT-HEAD

Uh, Butt-Head.

BEAVIS:

Beavis.

MUDDY:

That's alright. I'd rather not know your

real names anyways. I'm Muddy. Look, I'm

gonna get right to the point. I'll pay you

ten grand plus expenses, all payable after

you do her...

BUTT-HEAD

(full of innuendo)

Do her? Huh huh.

MUDDY:

That's right. I'm offering you ten grand

plus expenses to do my wife. We gotta deal?

Butt-Head stares in shock.

BEAVIS:

Actually, we just wanna watch TV...

BUTT-HEAD

Shut up Beavis! Uh, yeah. We'll do your

wife.

BEAVIS:

(trembling)

Nnnnaah...We need to watch TV DAMMIT!!!

Butt-Head SMACKS Beavis and pulls him aside.

BUTT-HEAD

Beavis, you butt-munch, this guy wants us

to score with his wife. And he's gonna pay

us. We can buy a new TV.

BEAVIS:

Oh, heh heh really? Cool. Heh heh.

BUTT-HEAD

(to Muddy)

Uh, huh huh... We'll do it, sir.

MUDDY:

Okay, then let's get down to business.

ANGLE ON THE BED. Muddy slaps down a picture of DALLAS, his wife.

Leather clad, biker, beautiful.

MUDDY (CONT.)

Here she is. Her name's Dallas. She ain't

as sweet as she looks. She stole everything

from me. Ya gotta watch out, 'cause she'll

do you twice as fast as you'd do her.

BUTT-HEAD

Whoa, huh huh. Cool.

Muddy plunks down PLANE TICKETS.

MUDDY:

She's holed up in a hotel room in Las

Veags. Your flight leaves in a couple of

hours. Now c'mon, I'll drive you to the

airport.

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