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Trainwreck (2015)
Trainwreck is a 2015 American comedy film directed by Judd Apatow and written by Amy Schumer. The film stars Schumer and Bill Hader along with an ensemble cast that includes Brie Larson, Colin Quinn, John Cena, Tilda Swinton and LeBron James. The film is about a hard-drinking, promiscuous young magazine writer named Amy (Schumer) who has her first serious relationship with a sports doctor named Aaron (Hader).

EXT. GARAGE - DUSK

FLASHBACK:
AMY and KIM, ages nine and five, sitting on thehood of the car. Kim holds a doll. GORDON is in front of

them.

GORDON:

Girls, your mother and I are

getting divorced. Don’t cry. I know

you’re upset. I know you’re

confused. I don’t know what you’re

mother told you, but let me explain

it from my side in terms you can

understand. You got your doll,

right? You got your doll there.

KIM:

Yeah.

GORDON:

You like your doll, right? You love

your doll.

KIM:

Yeah.

GORDON:

You love the doll. But what if I

told you that was the only doll you

were allowed to play with the rest

of your life? How would you feel?

KIM:

Sad.

GORDON:

You’d feel sad of course because

there’s a lot of other dolls on

your shelf. And if you play with

the other dolls you can’t have that

doll anymore. Even though that doll

doesn’t really want to play with

you at this point. You’re both

living a lie. There’s other dolls

you like and they’re making new

dolls every year. You want a

stewardess doll?

AMY & KIM

Yeah.

GORDON:

What about a slightly overweight

cocktail waitress doll?

2.

AMY & KIM

Yeah.

GORDON:

What about a doll who happens to bebest friends with your main doll?

AMY & KIM

Yeah.

GORDON:

It could happen, right?

AMY & KIM

Yeah.

GORDON:

What about a doll you only playwith one day and never see again?

AMY & KIM

Yeah.

GORDON:

What about if your friend’s playingwith a doll and needs you to kindof man up with the other doll? Youdon’t even want to play with thatdoll, but you do it because yourfriend’s playing with that doll andyou don’t want to sit there andleave the other doll unattended.

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Amy Schumer

Amy Beth Schumer[1] (born June 1, 1981) is an American stand-up comedian, writer, actress, and producer. She is the creator, co-producer, co-writer and star of the sketch comedy series Inside Amy Schumer, which debuted on Comedy Central in 2013 and has received a Peabody Award. Schumer has been nominated for five Primetime Emmy Awards for her work on the series, winning for Outstanding Variety Sketch Series in 2015. That year, she also wrote and starred in the comedy film Trainwreck, receiving nominations for the Writers Guild of America Award for Best Original Screenplay and the Golden Globe Award for Best Actress – Motion Picture Comedy or Musical. more…

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