Willard Page #2
Because I'm a successful man!
Because I have never been late
for work a day in my life!
Because when I come to work,
I don't show up...
in one of my dead father's
cheap suits!
Because I have never
given my boss such grief.
Maybe it wouldn't hurt you
to find out what pleases me!
Are you OK?
Hi, Socrates.
It's been a bad day.
Tear it, Socrates.
All right...
you teach them.
They listen to you, Socrates.
Tear it.
Tear it.
Tear it up.
Jeez. You're big.
Big Ben.
Do you know him, Socrates?
Ben, this looks like
the beginning...
of a beautiful friendship.
Tear it.
Tear it.
Tear it.
OK, everybody,
that was really good.
Speed. Speed.
Very good.
Rope...up.
Tear it.
You go down there. Go on now.
Down. Down. Tear it.
In.
Still.
Out.
One week! You've been late
for so many hours...
that it equals an entire week!
Mr. Martin, l--I'm sorry.
I want my week back.
I've discussed it with counsel.
I may not be able
to fire you, Willard...
but, by God, it is well within
my rights to administer...
physical disciplinary reprimand!
I know that you must be tired
of this excuse...
but what can I do?
My mother is sick.
You don't give a sh*t
about your mother!
If you did, you'd show up
for work on time...
because now look
what's happened.
You're out a week's pay.
Oh, you don't like that.
Then quit.
Act like a man for once
in your life and just quit!
You're
You wouldn't make a pimple
on my grandmother's tush!
Willard.
In.
In.
No!
Ben, no.
If you get in,
nobody else will be able to fit.
In.
Be careful, stupid.
We're not making a bed here.
All available units,
please respond immediately.
Out.
Door.
Tear it.
Tires. Tear it.
Ben, I told you to stay.
You--you won't fit.
What the hell is that?
You left the washer
in the garage...
running again, didn't you?
In! In!
Come on. Come on.
Anybody out there?
Is someone out there
in the garage?
Oh, sh*t! Look at that!
Somebody got in here
and slashed my tires!
Damn!
Who's out here?
Yeah, you better run!
You don't mess with a man's
brand-new car like that!
Run,
and you'll only die tired!
You better run faster...
because if I catch you,
you are dead meat!
Quiet!
Go home!
Do you want to see
what's in the bags...
The look on his face.
Imagine, all four of his tires.
Do you know
what a set of those tires run?
Insurance will cover it.
But insurance won't cover
Hey, what's up?
Someone broke into
Martin's garage last night...
slashed his tires
and peed on the floor!
Morning, Cat.
You look very nice today.
Wow. Someone--someone urinated
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