Vamps Page #2
- To pigeons?
You know what?
We never should've named them.
I know, you're so right.
I mean, how can you hurt
something named Snuggles?
- Or Mr. Doodles?
- Do you remember...
You're pathetic.
Pizza guy.
Pizza guy.
and sausage?
You're late.
They said
You kept me waiting,
you bad boy.
Sorry.
You know what happens
to bad boys.
I hate when she's in town.
- It's disgusting.
- I know.
But let's just have
a good time.
- Come on, we deserve it.
- Taxi!
Besides, it's goth night.
And all the day players
always dress up so cute.
We're the oldest ones here.
Except for this schmo hawk.
- Can I buy you ladies a drink?
- We never drink...
mojitos.
Maybe you should court
someone your own age.
- Oh, did you see that cute one?
- Mm-hmm.
- Hey.
- Hey, Renfield.
Adam Ant called.
Oh, come on. Awaken me.
I wanna live forever.
Then you should try
eating more broccoli.
No, I don't want to eat more
broccoli. I want to be undead.
You are undead.
You're alive.
Yeah, stop imagining
crazy ideas.
No.
What?
- Stuck-up McVainypants is here.
So what?
Just ignore him.
Show him how much fun
you're having.
What? No!
No pictures.
Wh... then take me.
Come on.
Let's just go dance.
Isn't this place
a little Mickey Mouse for you?
There is Donor Club
in Chinatown.
I don't know what
you're talking about.
I think I can sense
a real vampire.
Vampire?
That word is so cornball.
And anyone
who says "cornball"
Okay.
I just don't appreciate
being called the V-word.
You prefer ELF?
Extended Life Form, yes.
So gay.
- Hey.
- Hi, Ivan.
I see you met Vadim.
You know he's my stem.
Oh, you're the Soviet stem.
Ukrainian.
Let's go to that club.
Blood Bank.
We don't feed
off of people.
Oh, great.
As long as Cisserus
takes care of herself.
- Why?
your years will accrue.
You wouldn't want
to look your age.
Excuse me.
I am Vadim.
This is Ivan.
I'll get my coat.
- Oh, Juicy.
- She is asking for it.
Yeah, I'd say.
Listen to me.
Vadim and Ivan
are bad guys.
I like bad guys.
No, you like nice guys.
Don't look at them
and don't talk to them.
Don't talk to them.
And remember,
nice guys.
Nice guys.
Guys that listen
when you say stuff.
Guys that compliment you.
Hey, Juicy.
Where are you going?
- Hey. We're gonna go.
- BRB.
Um, that only works
if you're leaving.
"Be right back."
- Oh. SL.
- What?
- "So long"?
- Close enough.
So I tell my parents I'm coming
to the city for my music.
And they say okay,
as long as I go to NYU.
You want?
No thanks.
I'm already in the mood.
So now they're all,
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