Under The Tuscan Sun Page #2
Oh.
This is amazing.
Really generous.
Thank you, but no.
How can you say no to Tuscany?
No.
Like that.
That's your depression speaking.
It doesn't speak Italian.
It speaks high-school French.
Besides,
I'm not depressed anymore.
Then what are you still doing
living with those losers?
- Those are my people.
- That's not a place you live.
Guys, come on.
Thank you so much.
But there is no way I can go
on a romantic tour of Tuscany.
- I'm not ready to meet anyone.
- You won't.
- We can assure you.
- Oh?
It's a gay tour
of romantic Tuscany.
So it would be
very relaxing for you.
You know, mostly couples.
No one would be there
to hit on you.
And you could concentrate and
listen to your own inner voice.
My inner voice?
My inner voice
that would be saying,
"What am I doing
on a gay tour of Tuscany?"
Frances, it's Italy!
Italy.
Plus, you could use it
as a time to start writing.
Well, I'm busy. I have to
review all those books.
Instead of working
on your own book.
Wow.
Are you being mean
or just hormonal?
Okay. Don't kill each other
until I get back.
Can we please just talk
about the baby?
I think you're in danger.
Of?
Of never recovering.
You know when you come across
one of those empty-shell people?
And you think,
"What the hell happened to you?"
Well, there came a time
in each one of those lives
where they were at a crossroads.
Crossroads.
God, that is so "Oprah."
Someplace where they had to
decide to turn left or right.
This is no time to be
a chickenshit, Frances.
I'm not being a chickenshit.
I'm not.
Okay, promise me
Okay.
- Are you looking for a place?
- Yeah, I guess.
- You getting a divorce?
- What?
We got short-term apartments.
But don't worry.
Some stay for years.
We got a writer.
We got a doctor.
straighten out your life.
Hey!
Sorry.
It's okay.
- Do you want to come over?
- No!
Maybe later.
Maybe later.
Oh!
Hello?
Patti, when do I leave?
Hi, I'm David.
This is your driver, Eduardo.
And you are "Gay & Away"!
of a romantic tour of Tuscany.
Now, I saw most of you getting
to know each other on the plane.
But I wanted to make sure
you've all met Frances.
Hey, Frances.
- Now, Frances is straight.
- Oh, poor girl.
And she just survived
a terrible divorce.
And according to her friend
Patti, she needs our support.
So, Frances, why don't you stand
up, and let everyone say hello?
No.
Come on.
Hi!
You're the bachelor, Frances.
Have some fun!
Okay, everyone,
follow the flower.
Good God, I cannot believe
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