The Wedding Pact
- It's hot as hell
it's a cold war
tainted words
I left so pure
do I walk away
or let you in,
let you in
if I could give you
advice
just give up
'cause you don't want me
to mess you up
but you won't believe
I'm not the one
now saying
that you're lovesick
I don't have the cure
it hurts so good
to pick your poison
when you're in pain,
I enjoy it
your hell is my paradise
paradise
when the sun goes down,
it's time to play
and you know
that I won't go away
your hell is my paradise
so pick your poison tonight
- And last,
I would just like to say
good luck in this new
chapter of our lives.
Excuse the cliche,
but they say that time flies
when you're having fun.
And I don't know
about you guys,
but I have had
the best time of my life here
at Madison college.
Now...
Point me to the keg.
- Look in the mirror,
mascara smeared
sipping belvedere
LA LA like a superstar
stunner shades,
oh, it's so cliche
she's no grenade
- What a douche.
- Bring it in here, girls.
- Why do I get the feeling
we'll be calling Bob
senator one day?
In 20 years, that guy's
gonna be the president.
- Everybody's having
a good time.
I'm already having a good time.
- Dude.
- Hey!
Don't start with me.
- Look, the first semester,
she was totally single,
and you were actually
- Yeah, I know.
I know I blew it, okay?
I mean, usually I got
pretty good game.
But, you know,
I get around Elizabeth
and I get all loopy.
- Yeah, well...
Speaking of game,
how'd the breakup go with Rosie?
- What do you mean,
how'd it go?
She kicked me in the nuts.
- Ooh. Were you wearing?
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.
You had to know that was coming.
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, here she comes.
- Hi, guys.
- Hey!
- Hi.
- Hey.
- What are you guys
talking about?
- Baseball and...
- Oh.
Guy stuff?
- Yeah.
- So macho.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, let me get...
who wants a beer?
- Yeah, I'll have...
- beer? Two beers, three beers?
- I'm okay.
Thank you.
So...
Tomorrow's graduation.
It's crazy, right?
- I know, right?
It's like four years
went by like that.
- Yeah.
in San Diego.
- Mm...
Yeah, I don't know.
- You don't... you don't know
if you wanna come see me?
- No, no, it's not...
it's not what you think.
It's... You know.
What I told you.
- Oh, the claustrophobia
stuff.
- Yes, I...
kidding about that.
- No. I don't kid
about that.
I thought it was just elevators
and things like that.
- Yeah, it is, but then
The whole fear of plunging
to a fiery, screaming death
tends to amplify it a bit.
- Right.
- We can talk about
something else.
- Sure. But I do want you
to come visit me.
- Okay.
- Lizzie!
- Um, hold on one second.
that I have is that,
you know, with all the stupid
boyfriends and girlfriends
that we both had
that you and I never
gave it a shot.
Let's make a deal, Mitch.
In ten years, if we haven't
married other people,
we marry each other.
What do you say?
- Lizzie!
We're gonna leave
without you.
- Okay. Hold on.
What do you say?
- Sure!
- I love you so much,
Mitch.
- I love you too.
- Okay. I'll see you soon.
- Okay.
- Bye.
- Bye.
- Huh? So?
How'd it go?
- To be honest,
I think I just got engaged.
Now listen,
I know what you're all thinking.
Yeah, right, he's gonna
I will admit,
For about a month.
Now, as you can see,
when I go on the first date,
I got it down pretty good.
I mean,
look at the way
they laugh at my jokes.
You can't fake that.
Although with women,
But first date...
I'm king.
When we get a little deeper
in the relationship...
- Mitch, this is the best
birthday dinner ever.
You'd better be careful,
mister.
I might just use
the "I" word tonight.
- That's when things
go kablooey.
It's your birthday?
- Don't ever call me again.
- For the last time,
my name is Eleanor,
not Elizabeth, jerk!
- Well, ten years later,
I'm still single.
And I heard that Elizabeth
already got married,
so I guess it's just not
meant to be.
- Okay.
This is from me.
- Thank you, Karen.
- Happy Birthday, Mitch.
- Thank you.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, come on.
Look at that.
- Nice watch.
What'd that run you?
- Easy!
Thank you, Karen.
You're welcome.
- Seriously, I, uh,
I feel truly blessed
to have friends like you.
are just too much, so...
- You're welcome!
- Thank you.
Most of you.
- Is this a party, or what?
- Look at you!
You made it!
- Hey, dude, I took the last
ferry from montauk,
got here in no time.
- And yet, you never visit.
- Nice hat.
- Thank you very much.
This is my good friend
Dave breem
from college, everybody.
- This a birthday party
or a funeral?
Come on!
- Funeral.
- Hey, hey, hey, easy.
Now, who scored
this month's bonus
and is picking up
tonight's check, huh?
- To Mitch.
To Mitch.
- Thank you very much.
- Salud.
- Waitress!
Another round.
Cheap stuff?
- Good night, ladies!
- Hey, guys, it's last call.
Would you like anything else
before I close out your tab?
- No, I think
just the check, thanks.
- Uh, um...
I would like to buy
me and my buddy
two shots of whiskey.
Why don't you, uh...
Keep the change?
Huh?
- You always know
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