The Karate Dog
- PG
- Year:
- 2005
- 84 min
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1
[electronic beeping]
[electronic female voice]
You have requested
access to Lot 99.
Access code, please.
You have requested
access to Lot 99.
Access code, please.
Access denied.
[beeping]
Warning:
security breach.Warning:
security breach.Warning:
security breach.Warning.
Warning.
Warning.
Warning.
[alarm whooping]
[cats yowling]
[garbage can crashing]
[mysterious music]
[fire crackling]
Look, Cho Cho,
a letter from my brother.
He seems to know
always what I'm thinking.
Why can I never
find my glasses?
(Cho Cho)
I'll get 'em.
Ah, my dear brother.
Here you go, boss.
[laughs]
Thank you, thank you.
And I thought I was the one
supposed to take
car of you, hmm?
Ah.
Don't speak.
Remember all that
I taught you, Cho Cho.
Words are precious.
Use them only for truth.
Look, this was Tibet.
Yes.
Is that Hamilton?
Hamilton, my favorite student.
[chuckles]
Oh, boy, this was such
a long time ago.
[rattling at the door]
[quietly]
Now, stay.
(Cho Cho)
W-where you going?
Shhh!
Okay, but I don't like this.
Shhh, shhh.
Stay here, Cho Cho.
I need you safe.
I need you safe too.
What are you do...?
[whimpering]
[ominous music]
Yes.
(man)
Mr. Li.
You have something
that belongs to us.
[barking]
If you give us
simple cooperation,
your loyalty will be
rewarded a hundred fold.
How can you take something
so good, so pure,
just for
your personal greed?
You should be
ashamed of yourself.
Bring him along.
[barking]
Boo!
[suspenseful music]
[barking]
Huh!
Uh!
Ahhh!
Hi-yah!
Uh!
[loud crash]
[whimpering]
[Chin coughing]
(man)
Sorry it had to end
this way.
(Cho Cho)
Hey!
Hey, get your
stinking paws off him.
[loud crash]
Huh!
[barks]
Cho Cho?
Right here.
[howls]
Hiii-yah!
Cho Cho.
Take him.
[suspenseful music]
Whoosh!
Ahh!
Uh!
[yelping frantically]
[snarling]
[growling]
Cho Cho.
Cho Cho.
[breathing heavily]
[phones ringing]
State the nature
of your emergency.
[Cho Cho over phone]
Will you please hurry?
He's dying.
Who's dying?
[urgently]
My friend.
He's dying.
Stay calm,
help is on the way.
Can I have your name, please?
Sir, may I have
your name, please?
[mumbling]
Remember to
protect the dogs.
Speak only to one
who seeks the truth.
I love you, dear friend.
[whimpers]
[melancholy music]
[siren whooping]
(Gonzalez)
Well, well, well,
look who's here.
So the Laptop Cop
is getting his hands
dirty out in the field, huh?
Ha, ha, ha, it's funny.
We're all cops, guys.
I just use technology
as my weapon.
(Fowler)
Keep your eye
on the car, Gonzalez.
It's a classic.
(Gerber)
Step back, Fowler.
Real cops go first.
Whoa.
Wow, a real corpse.
(man)
Davis, did you dust right here?
(woman)
Yeah.
[gasps]
Oh, excuse me.
Sorry.
Wo...
You remember me?
Y... you taught my new technology
seminar at the academy.
Yes, of course.
How could I forget?
3, 4.
3, 4?
Third row, fourth seat...
You always sat there.
I'm impressed.
Excuse me for interrupting
your important conversation,
but we've
got work to do.
Well, he's right.
I probably should
get to work.
Okay.
[beeping]
Computer Fowler,
caller code:
cougar.[yawns]
[electronic female voice]
Hi, Peter.
So we're on a case?
Okeydokey, let your
fingers do the walking.
You and your computerized
date want to be alone?
Oh, I was just making it,
you know, user-friendly.
Give him a break.
[scoffs]
Maybe he'll get lucky.
Connect.
[modem dialing in]
What's COLAR?
(Peter)
Stands for Criminology Online
Analysis Research.
COLAR searches
through thousands
of domestic and international
law enforcement databases.
It's actually the most advanced
analytical system in the world.
See, with this data,
with more speed and accuracy
than ever before.
(Gonzalez)
We don't need your computer
for this case, Fowler.
You'll need this.
Oh, nice.
I'll take that.
Hey, that's evidence.
I should see that.
I can't do my job
without the evidence, guys.
I'm just looking for the truth.
[barks]
(COLAR)
Waiting for your instructions,
Detective Fowler.
(Peter)
Okay, COLAR.
Analyze probability that
incident was gang-related.
(Gerber)
Until your computer sprouts
legs and a gun, it's my call
what's evidence and what's not.
It's a robbery gone wrong,
pure and simple.
She's a street cop.
She knows what
I'm talking about.
Yeah, Fowler.
Give it up.
It's a no-brainer.
Oh, then I guess you're
the right man for the job.
(Locke)
Animal Control,
priority status.
Where's the dog?
Take it easy.
It's a crime scene.
Don't tell me how to do my job.
It's been a long night.
I'm just here
to administer a little TLG.
Don't you mean TLC?
TLG:
Tag 'em, Lock 'em, Gas 'em.It's nappy time, doggy.
Here, puppy,
puppy.
[snarling]
[everyone yelling
simultaneously]
(Locke)
Canine cutthroat.
[barking]
Whoa!
Jeez, did you
trip over my foot?
I didn't see you.
Wow, '69 Cougar
with a sports package?
Killer.
I'm sorry.
[laughter]
(man)
See you, Fowler.
Bye-bye.
[mischievous music]
Nice digs.
I could live here.
[Cho Cho coughs]
You know, it wasn't a robbery.
Who's that?
(Cho Cho)
Please don't turn that on.
I wish to remain anonymous.
(Peter)
What... what the...
Hey, aren't you the dog
from the crime scene?
How'd you get here?
Stay, doggy.
I'm a cop with a gun.
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