The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Page #3
FORD:
C'mon. Let's go to the pub. He said they
won't destroy your house until they've
finished the beers.
ARTHUR:
Can we trust him?
FORD:
I'd trust him to the end of the Earth.
ARTHUR:
And how far's that?
FORD:
CUT TO:
Ford and Arthur enter the half-full pub. Ford hurries to
the bar. Arthur follows, cell phone to his ear.
FORD:
Six pints of bitter. And quickly. The
world's about to end.
BARMAN:
Oh yes, sir? Nice weather for it.
He starts to pull pints. Ford shoves bar peanuts into
his pockets while Arthur shouts into his phone...
ARTHUR:
Well, when does he get back from lunch?
Or is he going straight out for tea?!
He shuts the phone, sits, looking forlorn.
ARTHUR (CONT'D)
This is shaping up to be a crap day.
(CONTINUED)
6 6.
CONTINUED:
6FORD:
It's about to get a lot crappier.
BARMAN:
There you are, six pints.
Ford slaps down a £50 note. The barman's impressed.
FORD:
Keep the change. You've got ten minutes to
spend it.
Ford pushes three pints in front of Arthur.
ARTHUR:
Three? At lunchtime?
FORD:
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
ARTHUR:
Very deep. You should send that in to the
Reader's Digest. They've got a page for
people like you.
FORD:
Drink up.
ARTHUR:
Why three pints?
FORD:
Muscle relaxant.
(grabbing more peanuts)
And eat these. You'll need the salt.
ARTHUR:
What's going on. Ford?
FORD:
What would you say if I told you I wasn't
really from Guilford but from a small
planet somewhere in the vicinity of
Eetelgeuse?
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