The Crew
Rats, put the f***ing gun down,
will you?
Here we go, boys. Keep it up.
Go, go, go, go, go!
Open the door! Open the door or
I'll blow your f***ing head right off!
- Down! Down!
- F*** off.
Shut that f***er up
and get him on the f***ing floor.
Liar! Come on!
Are you f***ing joking?
It's a f***ing dud.
F***'s sake. It's a f***ing dud!
Steady, let's f***ing go.
Let's go. Let's get the f*** out
of here. You're a f***ing arsehole!
96,7 news,
The mutilated remains
of a man have been found...
The body
of a Liverpool businessman...
The body has been
identified as Leo Murphy,
...also known
as Leo the Pig,
He is believed to have had ties
with Liverpool's gangland,
You're paying that lot, aren't you?
What is the point?
- They didn't know it was empty.
- I'm serious.
So am I.
That lot do not give a f*** about you!
Let me tell you what happens
if I don't pay that lot.
That lot take on their own jobs,
that lot f*** it up and the sh*t
lands on my doorstep again!
Doing it this way
guarantees that doesn't happen.
Where are you going? Keith is expecting
you to be over there later on.
- Keith will get his money, Debs.
- What, all of it?
- No, not all of it. He'll have to wait.
- What do you mean, have to wait?
- Dad.
- Doesn't...
Can I go to work with you?
- Because my mate...
- Can you...
- Get your bag.
- My mate, Ben Milton.
He goes to work with his dad.
Come here. You're never
going to go to work with me.
- Why?
- You're too clever for my line of work.
- Ben...
- No. Shh, shh.
That's why I send you
to that big, posh private school.
You got your lunch? Come on, tiger.
- Sweetie.
- Bye.
- Morning, gorgeous.
- Morning.
- Hey, Pam.
- Ged.
- Hi.
- Hey. You OK?
I'm fine. I'm fine.
Let's put the sparkle
back in those eyes.
What? Pam, do you know what time it is?
Are you and mum going to get divorced?
- Well, you don't like each other.
You're always arguing.
Stevie, me and your mum love each other.
People fight all the time.
It doesn't mean they're gonna split up.
It's all right, though. I mean, I know
loads of parents who have split up.
Well, we're not.
- There you go.
- Thanks, Dad.
No problem.
I'm late.
- See you, Dad.
- See you, son.
Francis, what now?
Cheers.
Leo did what he did and he took
his chances. Look what happened.
I'll do the wake.
All right, I'll see you then.
Stay out the way till Moby turns up.
Then come in.
Get rid of that f***ing lot, as well.
All right, lads.
Richie, stay out the way.
- All right, lads.
- All right.
- Lads.
- All right.
- It's a piece of sh*t anyway.
- Yeah, tell me about it.
All right, lads. Phones. Come on.
Come on. Stop f***ing about.
Ooh! Ooh!
You dirty b*tch.
- You looked at that brochure yet?
- Yeah.
- And?
- And what?
Are we going
the full horse and carriage?
- Well, how much is it?
- I've told you.
Well, tell us again.
Fully monty, white ponies, white trap,
footmen in full livery, the whole works,
plus a contribution to the church,
hall, food...
- How much?
- It's your son's first communion.
I'm just asking
where I need to be on it.
The way your side drinks,
we're talking ten.
Ten grand?
Oh, Anthony. Think on it, though.
It'll be a day to remember.
A day we'll never forget.
All right, f*** it.
Tell the priest I'll be in to sort it.
He'll be here in a minute.
So you'd best pop your knob
back in your pants, you dirty bastard!
What's happening, Mobe, lad?
Hey, Mobe.
- Heard the news, lad?
- What?
You know Leo the Pig?
He's been done in, hasn't he?
They f***ing ripped
the fat c*nt to bits, mate.
- When did this happen?
- Last night, it was.
See you later, Mo.
Jimmy, pint for Mobes.
- Boys.
- Mobes.
- So what's it like?
- It's flash.
- Is it?
- Yeah.
Phone, Moby, lad.
- What's this I'm hearing about Leo?
- Anyone know who done it?
- Serbs.
- Russians.
Be them or that Kosovan firm.
F***ing animals.
Don't know what this city's coming to.
Don't know where you stand no more.
Whoever done fat Leo
must have been f***ing nuts.
Or out to make a point.
You don't leave a body
out in the f***ing open.
- Yeah?
- It's Paul.
- Which Paul, soft lad?
- Paul the Hom. For Ratter.
Rats, you expecting some homo?
- Homo.
- Let him in, George.
Didn't know you had a date.
Come in, then.
- Rats, I just need a word.
- We were just talking about Leo.
Yeah, I heard. Nasty stuff.
- Mind you...
- What you having, lad?
- Brandy and diet.
- Mind you what?
- Well, it's just, who's gonna step up?
- What do you mean?
Leo had a big operation,
didn't he?
It leaves a f***ing big hole
in terms of trade,
What the f*** are you talking about?
Alls I'm saying...
is a firm, the Brennans,
in this city is well respected.
Am I right? And yous are already
like that with Franner.
- Our Gerard's like that with Franner.
- Look, alls I'm saying is if we...
If Gerard's all right with it and that.
But if a firm like yourselves
was to step up to the plate...
Are you with me, boys?
- What kind of dough we talking about?
- You f***ing serious?
We're talking about taking over Leo
the Pig's whole f***ing thingio here.
We're talking f***ing Brewster's, boys.
You f***ing owe me, Jimmy, and it's
gonna have to be a very f***ing big one
to make up for that shambles yesterday!
I have heard something.
I've been told
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