Taxi Page #2

Should I have sent a fax?

Excuse me.

Can I offer you something Mr.Inspector?

Thank you it's superb.

Thank you. You are so nice,

I'll keep your card.

I don't want to be rude but

I need to go work.

Is it ok if I eat in the Taxi?.

Sure go ahead,

go to work!

Can you save my life?

Basically, no.

Ok...it depends on your symptoms.

I have a flight in 25 minutes.

If I miss it I'm a dead man.

If I catch it,

you are a rich man.

Humm... you are lucky man...

I'm no doctor but,...

...I really like emergencies.

Buckle up please!.

Maybe we should go now.

Let's party!

A white taxi

doing incredible speed!

Screwed my radar!

We'll take care of it. Got his number?

No; didn't have time. It was too fast.

Keep your eyes open!

That's your job!

Do you think we are going to make it

on time?

If we're going to miss it maybe

we should take our time.

It will be ok, we are going slowly now,

but on the motorway we can get up some speed.

Ah I see, I see.

Don't take risks for me

I don't want you to lose your licence.

No problem,

I don't have a licence.

Oh fantastic.

Leaves you time to read the paper and

maybe a have a coffee. Have a good trip sir.

Thank you.

I don't understand.

On the computer I'm unbeatable.

First in Monaco,

Eight pole positions.

But on the streets

I'm a disaster.

Hey. How did you do?

Failed again.

No! You can't...

Champagne does get better with time...

...but this is almost

past it's sell-by date.

What happened?

Hit a butcher shop.

Makes a change from a paper stand.

You know what?

You should put a Mouse in your car,

instead of your steering wheel.

Like the disabled.

Come on...

Emilien, we just got

another record.

A taxi, near the harbour.

You know how fast?

Yes - in first gear.

When he engaged 2nd:

You got it?

Do you think they called in the Air Force?

Imagine that speed!

Hey you heard the latest one?

Listen, it's funny.

What is the difference between

a comb and an egg?

Hey you are a lousy audience.

I'll come back later.

Yes, much later, and if it's night-time,

so much the better.

Next time,

knock before you enter!

Petra...

I didn't say that for you

Ok Emilien. So what happened

with your test, it went badly?

Ah, the news travels fast.

I've got news for you.

The Chief is holding a meeting, and there's only you two missing

Ah no... we weren't informed

You just have to push that button

You see there; "Power".

You hear me or what? In my office right now!

Are you deaf Emilien?

No, not anymore.

So guys, after hitting Dutch, Italian, and Belgian banks...

...the Mercedes Gang

just arrived in France

These Germans absolutely must not invade our territory

My grandpa fell into their hands. That makes it personal.

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