Super Mario Bros. Page #2

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You know, I haven't heard that name around here.

It's really nice too. It's... No, I have

heard it, 'cause it's like the flower...

and everything, but...

Not that I hang around the flower shops

or nothin' like that.

What my brother is trying to say

is he doesn't know what to say.

Doesn't even know

how to begin, but...

he has offered you a ride, and

if it would help you out, please...

step into the van.

That might not be a bad idea.

Okay. Thanks.

- I thought it was broken.

- I fixed it.

Oh, here.

This is as far as we can go.

- I'll have to walk the rest of the way.

- Wait. W- W- Wait.

- Ma'am.

- Oh! Why, thank you, sir.

- Well, thank you for the ride.

- It's a pleasure to meet me.

I mean, it's a pleasure

to meet you.

- Dinner.

- Do you eat?

Yeah.

- Dinner?

- Sure.

- Tonight.

- Tonight?

Oh. Okay.

- At 6:
00, all right?

- Be here.

Great.

Bye.

Bye.

What would you do without

your big brother, huh?

Like to give it a shot

and find out.

- Ah, come on!

- I'm just about to ask her that.

You weren't about to ask her nothin;

You was gonna let her go.

- Now she's gonna think I'm a complete idiot.

- You're gonna see her tonight.

You'll impress her

with your manners.

Yeah, but why did you tell her

that I suck my thumb, huh?

So, now, let me get this

perfectly clear here.

What we're discussing is bones.

- Not exactly.

- Okay, so Scapelli blasted...

- Hey!

- through the bone and rock and found what?

- Iridium.

- Oh.

Well, that's, that's unbelievable.

Well, it means that a meteorite hit here

a long time ago, and...

well, we think it could be what

destroyed all the dinosaurs.

Wow, there were

dinosaurs in Brooklyn?

Relax, Luigi.

There used to be Dodgers here too.

Hey, I got an idea.

Why don't you come on down

to the tanning salon...

and I can hook you up

with some free tans.

Bring a nice bathing suit.

Something strapless so you don't get a tan line.

- And you want to take off that rock.

- Well, actually, you know...

I, I never take it off.

Well, I know it sounds weird,

but, I mean...

it's the only thing I have

from when I was found.

- Found?

- Oh, I was abandoned.

- Ohh!

- I grew up at St. Theresa's on Fulton street.

You mean, you don't know who

your mother and your father are neither?

No.

What do you mean "neither"?

'Cause Mario here brought me up.

- He's been my mother my whole life.

- Hey!

My father, my father! He's been my

father, my uncle, my brother, everybody.

Well, what are you two kids

gonna do tonight?

Well, we could take

the van back ourselves.

Um, if you're not doing

anything later tonight...

I would like to walk you home.

Okay.

- Spike! Spike!

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