Stripes Page #2
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- 1981
- 106 min
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I've had an interesting morning.
In the last two hours...
I've lost my job, my apartment...
my car and my girlfriend.
You still have your health.
Hey. Yes, thank you.
Toss that up here.
Yo. Here we are, my man.
All right, come to papa.
Toss that thing. Let's go.
Geez.
Thank you.
The army can make you feel
a lot of ways:
tired, challenged, trained.
This doesn't look bad.
What, the army?
You're kidding.
I've always thought
about joining the army.
Bullshit. You're not the type.
What do you mean
I'm not the type?
I've seen the kind of guys
that enlist in the army.
I saw them when I was working on
unemployment. They're like us.
Except they're not as sophisticated.
Yeah, they're not as old either.
I bet you can't do five push-ups.
Five push-ups?
I got three dollars
says I can do tive push-ups.
Okay, let's go. Five good ones.
Come on.
- Not marine push-ups.
- Simple push-ups.
creak like that.
That's none.
- I'm praying.
- You ought to.
Let's go.
There's a time limit here.
He's almost set.
He's eyeing that rug.
And that's one.
All right. He's off.
He's moving.
That's two.
Not that good though.
That's three.
I think you're ready
for the Special Olympics.
That's three.
- That's four.
- Four.
I was testing you.
And here goes five?
Will he do it?
Congratulations.
You just doubled your money.
I gotta get in shape.
I gotta dry out,
or I'll be dead before I'm 30.
The army's my only chance.
You could join a monastery.
Did you ever see a monk get
wildly f***ed by some teenage girls?
- Never.
- So much for the monastery.
You comin' in?
Hey, this is a loading zone.
You can't park here.
We're not parking it.
We're abandoning it.
I can't believe we're doing this.
Listen, if I get killed,
my blood is on your hands.
- Just don't get it on my shoes, okay?
- Hello.
I'm not saying that the army will be
able to do for you what it did for me.
All I'm saying is you get out of it
exactly what you put into it.
Now, sometimes the army's
your best shot.
There's some questions I have to ask.
They're a little personal.
Have you ever been convicted
of a felony or a misdemeanor?
That's robbery, rape, car theft,
that sort of thing?
- Convicted?
- Yeah.
- No.
- Never convicted.
That's good.
Are either of you homosexuals?
You mean like flaming or--
Well, it's a standard question
we have to ask.
We're not homosexual,
but we are willing to learn.
Would they send us
someplace special?
I guess that's no on both.
All right, now if you'll just give
Uncle Sam your autograph here.
"Sammy, get well soon."
That's good. Now your name.
Can I talk to you
for a minute?
I was wondering if you, uh--
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