See No Evil, Hear No Evil Page #3
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- Year:
- 1989
- 103 min
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Wha...?
Read my lips, a**hole!
I got that.
Wally.
Dave!
One o'clock!
Son of a b*tch!
You little son of a b*tch.
You had enough?
Little creep!
How are you doing?
I'm doing great!
We should hang out more often.
Yeah, it's nice to unwind
after work.
Does that mean I get the job?
Depends on how this fight
comes out.
So I bought this big bottle
of champagne.
Must've cost 45 bucks.
me off at Jones Beach.
I sat myself down in the sand,
started drinking,
if people was watching me cry.
Then I realized it didn't matter,
because I couldn't see them anyway.
That's when I made a decision.
I wasn't gonna piss my life away
because of anger.
That's when I decided,
blind or not blind,
I was gonna be the same lovable
a**hole I've always been.
You haven't made that
decision yet, have you?
No.
How'd you become an actor
if you're deaf?
I wasn't born deaf.
I got scarlet fever in high school.
I didn't lose all my hearing
Why'd you stop acting?
when the other actors would turn.
I couldn't see their lips.
They ever catch you?
No, I don't think anyone knew.
I just lost my nerve.
When's the last time you were...?
Sorry, you were eating. What?
Laid!
The last time you were laid!
Too sad.
Next subject, please.
You don't want to know.
So where's your wife?
Cleveland. I haven't seen her
for eight years.
Nice lady?
Very nice.
Wonderful, warm woman.
And then one day,
she turned into this creature
who could sit on the end
of a broomstick
and take off into the air.
She could actually
achieve flight.
Wow. I think I was married
to that lady.
Small world.
Funny thing is,
this didn't happen to her
till just about the same time
I went completely deaf. Coincidence?
Amazing. Who'd believe it?
So, what do you want out of life
before the show's over?
Just not to make a fool out of myself.
That's all you want?
I have this terrible fear
that I'm gonna
make some mistake
and everyone's gonna
Boy, damn. I wish I had
I can fix all your problems
in 10 seconds.
Ten seconds?
Ten seconds, if you trust me.
You trust me?
Yeah, sure.
Listen.
Hey, you're a good-looking guy.
Thank you.
That's very kind of you.
How's that feel? Good?
Kind of foolish.
You see?
Life ain't so complicated.
When's the next coming, Ray?
Any second.
That might be the truck coming now.
I gotta go get a screwdriver.
So, uh, the blind guy around?
Hey.
Oh.
Where's the blind guy?
Who do you want?
Kerew. Wally Kerew.
I'm his bookie.
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