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Do you also take rests

when you're hunting a beast?

In that case, it's quite the opposite.

It's a training wall, sir.

As far as I am concerned,

it is a faux-pas

to went down 3:
0

with Miss Terebov.

My God, Saturnin!

Where did you learn to play tennis?

I used to coach a certain

lady in Nice for some time.

I wouldn't be surprised at all

to know that

you are a champion

in swimming under ice.

The play of tennis is based on sending

a ball on the opponent's side

as swiftly as possible and

as low as possible over the net,

which is this line on the wall

in our case,...

... which we'll have to make higher.

I'm going to play billiards, I'll dine out.

Postpone all disasters at tomorrow,

and don't move us anywhere else,

if I can ask.

To be honest,

you surprised me.

Your new flat speaks of

courage and a sporting spirit.

Do you know how many boats

sink each year?

But all of them do not sink on

the Vltava river, don't they?

No, but all of them

hit the bottom.

The ship's boiler might also explode

blowing up the crew far and wide.

Our boat hasn't got a boiler.

My uncle Frantiek was

the last explosives expert.

God rest his soul.

Do you remember his

most famous explosion?

Even months after that I was

approaching a soap with

my face turned away and

shivers running down my spine.

Uncle Frantiek had a laboratory

smelling with dangerous inflammables.

And he was a husband of

my aunt Kateina.

To make fine soap from fine

materials is not an art.

But to make soap from filth and grime

lying everywhere around

is a task for real scientists!

Mr. vitora,

you will hold this vessel.

Mr. Vn, screw on

the compressed oxygen pipe.

But carefully!

And you, gentlemen,

you pour this in there

when I say.

And you, Mr. Vn, turn the

valve in the right moment.

- Will it turn out as soap, sir?

- Blast it, if I know.

Originally he had 20 employees,

but only a few had enough imagination.

In this time, only

the most loyal remained,

who believed that Waterloo

can only happen once in history.

- Really, gentlemen!

- You said there'd be a blast!

I'm making soap, not dynamite.

We are respectable company.

I was just fulminating!

It wasn't meant so literal.

His staff then said that

they had families

and had gone to find safer

work in an explosives factory.

What are we waiting for?

- Can I help you, madam?

- Put my luggage on the boat!

I am an aunt of Ji and

you can call me a lady.

I fear you are not expected.

Welcome a guest and you

welcome God.

My version of that proverb

is somewhat different.

Welcome on board, old chap!

Don't "old chap" me when you can't

even do up your pajamas properly.

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