Reality Bites Page #2
I'm on this show?
Mr. Gubler, when I prepare
your note cards...
you're supposed to get
your own espresso.
Didn't you get
my "espress yourself" memo?
I don't have time
for your little mind games.
I'd like to remind you...
that we're laying people
off around here.
I can find an intern who will do
your job for free like that.
SINGING:
I been locked out
I been locked in
But I always seem
to come back again
And the view, when I look
from my window...
Oh, that's a much better size.
That looks great.
with the EZ-Fits.
So... Oh, buttoning it up.
That's even better.
Yeah, roll 'em right up.
It's liberating, isn't it?
I bought
a toothbrush, some toothpaste
A flannel for my face
Pajamas, a hairbrush
new shoes, and a case
I said to my reflection
Let's get out of this place
Past the church and the steeple
The laundry on the hill
Murder, there's one committed
each 7 seconds.
Hello. I got cut off.
I'm sorry.
Tempted by the fruit of another
Waa waa
Hello? What?
Tempted, but the truth
is discovered
No, no, no.
Listen, he needs us, OK?
If he makes videos,
we show them, OK?
It's symbiotic. It's like
a "chicken or the egg?"
It's both of them
working together.
Yeah, uh-huh.
Well, let me tell you something.
No, no, no.
I'm not scared of...
Jesus!
Aah!
MAN ON TELEPHONE:
Michael, don't laugh at me.
What?
No, I'm in an accident.
I got in an accident.
Yeah, I'm fine.
No. I'll call you back,
all right?
I'm gonna call you...
When you said
you would sue...
Well, it's not
really my idea.
It's just I got my lawyer guy
telling me, you know...
something, like,
about my rates or...
Right. You mean, like sue
in a courtroom for money?
I don't even know...
because I've never really
done anything like this before.
I mean, do you have
a lawyer or something?
No, I don't have a lawyer.
I don't have a dentist.
I'm... You know, I make
four-hundred dollars a week.
What do you do?
Well, at the moment,
I'm working...
I'm sorry.
I just... I got to...
Hello.
Yeah. What is it?
You know, I don't care...
if she does twelve books
of herself naked, OK?
It doesn't...
That's Dr. Zaius
from "Planet of the Apes. "
Oh.
I'm sorry. No.
Someone else is in here.
Yeah? Well, let her
say that to me.
-No, don't do that.
-Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
No, no. You can...
That's all right...
I was... Go ahead.
You want to touch it?
It's all right.
Yeah. No, go ahead.
No, I was talking to...
Look, can I talk to you later?
Can we... When? OK. OK.
Um... OK.
Um... uh...
You know what?
Just forget it.
Really, just forget
the whole thing...
because it was probably
my fault anyway.
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