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seismic activity beneath the lake.

Really?

They're sending in a team of seismologist divers.

Alright!

And he said you will escort them out.

Jesus Christ.

Just been invaded by 20,000 kids...

makes us a little busy at the moment.

You know. That's what I told them.

This doesn't sound too good.

So what time is the divers...

gonna get here?

He said about 10.

Sh*t.

C'mon just a little more.

Can't get it.

Give me your hand!

You think a propeller could have done it?

I doubt it.

Look at the bones, nothing's broken.

It's like something acidic...

or toxic decomposition.

Well if the body's been in the water for weeks.

What would you say if I was thinking about closing the lake?

You know, just until we get an autopsy report.

The autopsy report is gonna take a couple of days.

It'll be easier to drain this lake then to close it.

It's a big financial week for our town.

Too old for this.

We're not lying to mom.

Yeah! We're not lying to mom.

Come on guys...

every year it's the same thing.

I'm stuck here with you guys while...

I miss all spring break fun.

You mean spring break boobies?

What if I give you guys the cash for babysitting?

Sixty dollars and you got a deal.

Sixty! I'm only getting paid forty!

Twenty dollars deception surcharge.

Do not pickup the phone.

Do not answer the door.

And do not leave the house.

Okay? I'm counting on you guys.

Alright?

Hi!

After the dive.

Our presence is requested at the Kokamo's.

By the Arizona State Cheerleading team.

Hi! I'm Sherffi Forester.

Bob Gordon asked me to take you out to the site.

Very good to meet you.

I love the welcoming committee around here.

I assume that's technical equipment too?

Yes, Sam! Give those back.

C'mon.

According to the epicentre coordinates...

we need to go... here.

Okay.

It's about 20 minutes out.

Ready when you are.

Alright.

So you don't see many women working law

enforcement out here in cowboy country.

You see a lot of cowboys though.

Yeah, Sure.

Kelly!

Jake!

Who exactly are you babysitting here?

Well, it's a ...

It's a funny story actually, I...

I say tit!

You say eat!

Tit!

- Eat tit!

Look at those idiots.

It's a... terrible.

Sandrat!

Hey! Sandrat!

I'm talking to you.

Where the hell have you been?

SANDRAT!

Hello!

We got these girls souped up.

We're ready to roll!

I'm docking your paycheck!

C'mon! Let's go.

Okay!

Now I see what you've been

scouting in the last 15 minutes.

Well! Kelly it's nice to see you.

I know you gonna get going.

Kelly! Kelly.

Hi! I'm Derrick Jones.

Hi!

You know this guy?

Jake!

"Jake is my boy"!

Jake is the man with the plan!

The inside, the knowledge!

Yeah wait!

Those girls aren't with you,

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