Panchavarnathatha

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'Five-coloured Parrot'

Dad,

can you bring me a parrot like that?

Are you ready?

Ask him to stop it!

I can't hear you!

Are you ready for the rhythm of Punjab?

Come on, bride's uncle...

Dance!

Us relatives meet each other

only once in 3-4 years.

Huh? - Us relatives meet each other

only once in 3-4 years.

But they are not able to talk

to each other or catch up.

I didn't invite that

long-haired fellow.

He is the bride's brother's friend.

PJ Joseph.

Not PJ Joseph.

DJ Joseph!

If it was PJ Joseph, he would've

sung a couple of songs. That's all!

But is that what's happening here?

Hello?

Hello?

Not left..

To the right! Right!

Put your hands together for

the rhythm of Chennai"!

He was adamant that he

wanted this Christian girl.

Both the families weren't

really interested in this..

But if we say something,

that's enough for them!

Stop drinking, man!

You can't play properly

if the shiver goes away.

A procession of 50 Enfield bikes

from the house to the wedding venue!

All those on the way would

have remembered me!

Why?

I am his father, right?

From there till this

auditorium, in a horse-cart!

Are they reaching only now?

Since when did this

DJ become so big?

That Joseph is just playing

music and acting with it.

He sells Sweet Paan

at the boat jetty.

Put your hands together for

Diana and Unnikrishnan!

Not this one.

Not this one either.

Have you joint it?

No! This is not a joint!

Do you have stuff with you?

Don't worry! Not to scold you.

We can all have a round.

There's some booze in the van.

Don't give them what we have.

The nearest liquor

shop is 30 kms away.

Oh no!

Hey!

Come here.

What is it?

What's the matter?

- Hey!

Come here.

- What is it?

They are almost here.

Come here, I say!

What is it?

Tell me!

They won't reach!

Come here!

Nonsense!

The vehicle that was bringing Biriyanis

for 400 people, broke its axle.

They will be late to reach here.

- Oh God!

Are you coming here or not?

- Crap!

I mean... Yes!

You also come!

Oh! The goof is here!

Not goof... Groom!

Both are the same!

Shouldn't we serve the food

as soon as they get on stage?

Food! Food!

Nonsense!

His bloody Sweet Paan business!

How can you say that?

Can I ask the guests to wait for some time,

and that they'll be served Biriyani later?

Some time will pass with presenting

gifts, and clicking photos.

What will we do after that?

They'll reach here in 10

minutes, if there's no block!

Will they say that there's no block?

- Well.. That...

What happened?

Did the bride elope with someone?

That's a fashion now.

It's the groom's dad!

- So did the dad elope?

What do you want?

I had asked to arrange for

some grass to feed the horse.

There's no Biriyani to feed

the bride's father here.

And you want grass for

your bloody horse?

Five more minutes?

What do I tell the guests here?

A strong driver has reached

there with another vehicle.

We have to entertain the

guests for 5 minutes, somehow.

Don't smile so much.

I just need attitude on your face.

You shouldn't smile when

they click the photo.

I just need one still of both

of them sitting atop the horse.

That's not enough.

Hey horse-man! Get them on

top of it, and make it walk.

In the wedding CD,

I'll turn it into 1000 horses flying

through the clouds spreading their wings.

I'll do it in graphics.

- Stop bragging and help me with this.

Me?

- Hop on, buddy.

Are you scared?

- Not at all!

Unni, keep quiet.

- Hold me tight.

I'll fall!

- Unni, keep quiet.

I'll fall! Mom! Dad!

- Unni, keep quiet!

Keep quiet!

You saved my honour.

Even though the song was bad,

people sat there listening to it.

Hey! Are you coming or not?

Coming!

There's much more than

what I promised.

Here.

Gone, Praveen Chetta!

Our Babu uncle..

- What happened?

Come!

Are you ready?

Shakthi Mum Gymnasium'.!

Shakthi Mum Gymnasium'.!

A trusted institution, by Mr. India Shibu,

will be inaugurated by MLA Kalesh.

Shakthi Mum Gymnasium'.!

Just consider it as a

close friend's advice.

You're a driver, right?

No one can predict what will

happen to you and when!

So, it's better that

you take a policy.

I'll have to pay 50,000 thrice, right?

- Yes.

The function has just started here.

Election is coming soon, right?

He won't displease anyone.

Okay.

The runner-up of Mr. India competition, Mr.

Shiju, who came here upon our invite.

He is the one who's starting

such a gymnasium here.

I heartily welcome him

to this function.

Along with that,

the pride of our town...

as soon as we went and invited,

the one who admitted that he has no

other job and that he would come..

Our dearest MLA Mr. Kalesh,

we welcome him to this function.

Now I'm going to welcome...

a lady, who fulfils all needs of ours

without any hesitation, at any time!

Which year did you become Mr. India?

- 2002.

You've been like this, since then?

Have you thought about wearing a 'Mundu'?

- No way!

No?

Our 9th ward member,

the public asset of this town,

Maya Baby"

To welcome her,

I invite Aluva Jinto.

Jinto, who's known as

the Arnold ofAluva.

He's also an artist who scored A grade

in the tribal dance competition,

organized by 'Smiles' Arts & Sports Club.

Bless you!

I invite our dear MLA

to speak a few words.

My dear friends,

brothers and sisters...

First of all I want to

express my gratitude

for the love that you're

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