Money From Home Page #2
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- 1953
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Because My Sheba is owned
by a very pretty doll
by the name of
Miss Phyllis Leigh,
and that is your line of work.
How do you figure that?
for the Seldom Seen Kid,
or Short Boy,
or Russian Henry,
or The Big Midget?
They look kind of cute to me.
Well, you ain't
no very pretty doll.
You're just a guy in hock.
Well, what can I do to keep the
doll's horse out of the race?
I'm no fixer.
Well, there are two things
you can do, Honey Talk.
The, uh, first thing is you can honey
talk the girl into scratching the entry.
Oh, have a heart, Jumbo.
Second thing is.
I, uh, hear that you've got a
cousin which is a horse doctor.
Virgil? I can't get him
to fix a horse.
Well, I suggest
you use both methods,
number one and number two,
for, uh, safety's sake.
Safety?
Yeah, your safety. Hmm.
Here are your tickets
for Maryland.
The Seldom Seen Kid'll
give you the details.
And do like you're told
because otherwise
you will wind up
payin' rent in a cemetery.
Okay, Jumbo.
Pack a bag for
the Seldom Seen Kid.
Just to play it
for a sure thing,
I think I want him in Maryland
to keep an eye on Honey Talk
Take two.
Blow! Come on!
Hey! What's up?
What's goin' on?
Motherhood must be served, sir.
Come on, sweetheart. Come on.
Cross over.
Good doggie.
That's a good girl.
Oh, for the love of Lil!
I'm in a hurry and this yokel
stops me to let a dog go by!
I beg your pardon, sir, but that
dog happens to be a mother.
Supposing that was your
mother crossing the street
with you in her mouth.
Of course not.
But would you feel better
if that dog were a cat?
Here we are, Do-Do.
Your home sweet home.
I'll be right back, fellows.
Now, you sit nice and quiet.
Here's your Do-Do. Thank you.
Oh! Do-Do, you've come home!
Oh, come to Mama.
Is he home from that
nasty old hospital?
Madam, I'll have you know
that Dr. Capulet
does not have a nasty old hospital.
As a matter of fact,
it's so clean you can eat
right off the floor.
Oh, I'm quite sure.
I personally like a table
in the waiting room.
Oh, I'm sorry, Doctor.
Oh, that's all right.
Oh, I'm not the doctor. I'm Virgil Yokum.
I'm the intern.
But one day I'm gonna be
a doctor, you mark me.
You're quite sure
he's all right now?
Oh, yes, don't you worry,
Mrs. Cheshire.
Do-Do's tail will wag again.
Oh, thank you,
thank you so much.
Do come in while I write
you a check, Doctor.
I'm not the doctor.
Did you hear something?
What?
Strange.
I thought I heard... Oh, well.
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