Meet the Medic script
Synopsis: The script for the Meet the Medic trailer for Team Fortress 2

Scout:
"MOVE CYCLOPS MOVE, Come on come on come on!"

[Demoman and Scout run, as Scout trips and falls to the ground] Scout:"WOAH WHAT THE FU-..."[gets hit by four missiles, landing him on the medic's glass wall] "Medic"

["Meet the Medic" text appears]

Heavy:
"Wah-hahahaha"

Medic:
"Ven the patient voke up, his skeleton is missing, AND THE DOCTOR WAS NEVER HEARD FROM AGAIN!!!"

[Medic laughs alone. Half a second later, Heavy laughs with him as he slaps his hand on a tray knocking away the tools on it.]

Medic:
"Anyvay that's how i lost my medical liscense... ARCHEMEDES, no! t's filtphy in there!,"[Looks at Heavy for a second] "ugh birds hehe"

Medic:
"Now, no heart can withstand this voltage, but i'm very certain your heart-"

[Heavy's heart explodes, and the blood spashes on him and one of his birds, making his bird fall off the stand]

Heavy:
"What was noise?"

Medic:
"The sound of progress my friend."

[Medic goes to his fridge.]

Medic:
"Ja, Perfect!"

[Medic takes a mega baboon heart revealing a blue spy's head being connected to a potato and electrical meter.]

Blue Spy:
"Kill Me."

Medic:
"Later."

[Closes fridge.]

Medic:
"Where was i?, There we go..." [Sticks heart onto a voltage meter. Places it to where the Medigun is pointing and the heart beats faster.]

[The violin/string instrument in background gets faster in sync with the heart.]

Medic:
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA"

Heavy:
"Ha.. ha.."[Looks worried]

Medic:
"HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA"

[A flash of light explodes revealing the screen.]

(The big heart is ubercharged, as it glows red with red-orange glows that look like sillhouette cracks flowing.)

Medic:
"oooh that looks good. zhere"

[Plops heart in Heavy's cavity.]

Heavy:
"Should I be awake for this?"

Medic:
"Heh, no. But, as long as you are could you open your ribcage for me? I can't seem to-"

[As Medic tries to open up Heavy's ribcage, they hear a loud crack and Heavy screams and reveals a rib in his hand.]

Heavy:
"AHH!"

Medic:
"Aw, don't be such a baby, ribs grow back."

[Medic takes the rib and throws it away. Turns around and talks to Archimedes or a dove.]

Medic:
"No zey don't."

[Medic takes the mounted Medigun and brings it closer to Heavy. His organs and such all regenerate including his shirt and vest.]

Heavy:
[Inhales then exhales] "What now Doctor?"

Medic:
"Now?"[Chuckles while lifting Heavy up by the hands] "Let's go pwatice medicine."

[As Medic dresses up and equips his tools, a drum plays in the background. He comes out of a door with shining light behind him and doves flying out.]

[As Medic comes out, Heavy runs forward and Demoman rushes towards Medic in a wheelchair and wrapped in bandages.]

Demoman:
"MEDIC!"

[Demoman gets hit with a rocket sending him flying and landing near Medic. Medic pushes his glasses up and flips some switches on the Medigun, then aims it at Demoman healing him. Demoman gets up whilst removing his cast and bandages. He then quickly nods at Medic and heads back towards battle. Medic sees another wounded person and aims his gun at him. Scout appears in the screen smiling and grows back a missing tooth.]

Scout:
"OH YEAH!"

[Scout springs back up grabbing his baseball bat and runs. He hits a soldier with it around a corner.]

[Heavy is hiding behind a rock with and an army of soldiers advancing towards him.]

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Team Fortress 2 is a team-based multiplayer first-person shooter video game developed and published by Valve Corporation. It is the sequel to the 1996 mod Team Fortress for Quake and its 1999 remake, Team Fortress Classic. more…

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