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Nothing for me, thanks,
but my uncle here will have...
Some escargot, the coq au vin
and a bottle of Margot.
And the same for my nephew.
Exactly!
Oui, monsieur.
Ah!
What's that, Uncle?
Your eyesight isn't what it used to be?
Of course I'd be happy
to describe the sights.
Ciao, signoris.
Io sono Luigi Gaudi,
and you are?
- Harry Witherspoon.
- Ah!
Bravo. And you are?
My Uncle Anthony.
Now if you'll excuse us.
Uncle, huh? Zio.
Very good, very good.
- This your first time to Monte Carlo?
- Yes.
Fantastico! Luigi Gaudi
will be your guide.
Thanks, but Uncle is here for rest,
you see, and seclusion.
Signoris, this is nonsense.
This is Monte Carlo.
Champagne for everyone!
Welcome to the Hotel de Paris.
Thank you.
Where Winston Churchill
have had many good times.
Everything is
as you specified, monsieur.
Your long stemmed roses.
Yes, yes, thank you.
- Your champagne.
- Thank you.
And now, Uncle is very tired.
Your beluga caviar.
Your exclusive sea-view.
Your extra towels. Your chocolate truffles.
Your pink satin sheets.
- Your tip.
- Merci, monsieur.
What a schmuck.
I am not cut out for this.
I had a job.
I had a life.
It's not much, but at least
I knew what to expect.
Sorry, but you got
the wrong man.
Okay, kid, we've got
a big day ahead of us.
Sailing, new duds, new adventures,
and you're gonna go gambling,
using my infallible system
for roulette.
We've got a night club reservation at 8:00,
so be prompt.
Absolutely, Uncle.
Hell, I envy you, kid!
You can see that view
and taste that caviar.
All I can do is sit here
and stare.
Hey, I'm probably having
the best time of my life
and I don't even know it.
What's she doing here?
Harry, are you listening to me?
Take the heart-shaped box
and hide it in a safe place.
Six million dollars.
Six million dollars.
have I got a red rose
in my buttonhole?
Check.
- Sunglasses?
- Check.
- Hat?
- Check.
Terrific. All right. Good.
Look, we're off.
And, Harry,
thank you again, man.
I'm about to have the biggest
adventure of my life.
Je peux vous aider, madame?
- Let go. Unhand the baggage.
- Pardon.
- What's in the bag?
- Never you mind.
Bang! Ha!
Oh, my God!
You put a gun in the luggage?
What are you gonna do?
Shoot him?
Of course not, silly.
Now start calling.
Okay, why don't we...
Why don't we just get in a cab?
Check into some hotel...
where Witherspoon is.
Now dial.
- This is futile.
- Futile's a four letter word.
- Hotel Louis?
- Oh, Louis.
Hello?
Hotel Ville Parnasse?
Avez vous un Harry
Witherspoon registered there?
No? No? Thank you.
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