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for her birthday on Friday.
What do you think?
I just feel we've been bad sons this year.
Okay.
Sounds fine.
A bit, you know, boring, but fine.
Hurry up, big boy.
I'm naked and I want you at least twice
beforeJamie gets home.
[Whimpers]
[Girl]
I am so happy to see you guys.
Delicious delicacy?
Uh, no, thanks.
Taste explosion?
Food?
No, thanks.
Yeah, a bit dodgy, isn't it?
Looks like a dead baby's finger.
Eew.
Oh, yeah, tastes like it too.
I'm Colin, by the way.
I'm Nancy.
Wicked.
And what do you do, Nancy?
I'm a cook.
Ever do weddings?
Yes, I do.
to do this one.
They did.
God, I wish you hadn't
have turned it down.
I didn't.
[Nervous Laugh]
Right.
I have just worked out
why I can never find true love.
Why's that?
English girls.
They're stuck up, you see.
And I am primarily attractive to girls
who are, you know, cooler,
game for a laugh.
Like American girls.
So I should just go to America.
I would get a girlfriend there instantly.
What do you think?
I think it's crap, Colin.
No, that's where you're wrong.
American girls would seriously dig me
with my cute British accent.
- You don't have a cute British accent.
- Yes, I do!
I'm going to America.
Colin.
You're a lonely, ugly arsehole
and you must accept it.
Never. I am Colin, God of Sex.
I'm just on the wrong continent,
that's all.
A bit of quiet while
we finish the lighting, guys.
I tell you, I thought I was
never gonna make it here today.
The traffic was just...
Oh, unbelievable.
Judy, um, could you take
the top off this time?
Lighting and camera need to know
the, um, nipples and when we're not.
Yes, okay. Right.
Well, at least
it's nice and warm in here.
It's not always the case, is it?
I was standing in
for Brad Pitt once on, you know,
Seven Years In Tibet.
Yes, yeah.
Bloody freezing, right...
Yeah, sorry, guys. Time's pretty tight
and we have to get the actors in.
Fine.
I promise I won't look.
[Man Over P.A.] Right, let's have
another look at that then, please.
Okay.
And Jerry says if you could just
put your hands on her breasts.
Oh, right, okay, yeah.
Is that all right?
Yes. Yeah, fine.
I'll warm 'em up.
Right.
And massage them, please.
Right.
It's Junction 13
that's just murder, isn't it?
Oh, yeah.
Total gridlock this morning.
Jo and I had a lot of time
to prepare for this moment.
Some of her, uh, requests,
uh, for instance,
that I should bring Claudia Schiffer
as my date to the funeral...
I was confident
she expected me to ignore.
But others she was
pretty damn clear about.
When she first mentioned
what's about to happen,
I said, "Over my dead body."
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