Little Nicky Page #5
DAN:
This is bullshit, man.
(gets up to leave)
I'm gonna win the Superbowl this year,
with or without you!
DAD:
Now you're talking.
Dan exits.
NICKY:
You're a good devil, Dad.
DAD:
And I also happen to be a Jets fan.
Nicky and Dad share a laugh which is interrupted by faint
sirens. The Gatekeeper enters in a hurry and falls to his
knees.
GATEKEEPER:
Your highness, Cassius and Adrian have
escaped from hell. They went through
the fire, and they broke it. I think
they took the New York tunnel. I tried
to stop them, but they overpowered me,
sir.
DAD:
Oh, boy. Oh boy. Calm down. Get off
your knees.
The Gatekeeper stands up.
GATEKEEPER:
Thanks for being so understanding, your
worship. You're the man. You've always
been the man.
Dad's EYES GLOW RED as the Gatekeeper stands up. Two huge
b*obs grow out of either side of the Gatekeeper's head. We
only see them from the front for a second.
From behind the gatekeeper, we see the b*obs but not the
nipples as he talks to Nicky.
GATEKEEPER (CONT'D)
(to Nicky)
I'm lucky to get away with just the head
b*obs, right?
NICKY:
Coulda been much worse.
GATEKEEPER:
That's what I'm thinkin'...
Dad is staring off. He looks shaken.
DAD:
This is bad, Nicky.
NICKY:
How bad?
DAD:
I'm gonna die, Nicky. If the gates are
broken, no new souls can get in, which
means I'll start to deteriorate into
nothing.
GRANDPA LUCIFER enters.
LUCIFER:
What's with all the whoo-whoo noises?
DAD:
Everything's fine, pop.
LUCIFER:
Last time you said that the renaissance
happened.
DAD:
Please, pop, just go back to your room.
LUCIFER:
(regarding gateskeeper)
Can I take him with me and have sex with
his head?
DAD:
Sure, pop. Whatever you want.
The gatekeeper walks towards Lucifer.
GATEKEEPER:
Oh, this is gonna be a whole new
lifestyle for me, isn't it.
EXT. GATES OF HELL - SHORTLY AFTER
We see the coals are cooling down on the road and the DAMNED
SOULS in hell are sneaking off.
The DEMONS are baffled and don't quite know what to do.
Dad, Jimmy and Nicky walk to the frozen fire.
DAMNED SOULS (O.S.)
What's going on? Where are we?
We keep HEARING people hit behind the frozen fire with loud
thuds.
JIMMY THE DEMON:
Nothing's getting through that. The
fire is solid as a rock.
NICKY:
We gotta get this bad boy burning again.
Ideas?
DAD:
To do that Cassius and Adrian have to
come back through the other way.
NICKY:
So go get 'em, Dad!
DAD:
I'm too weak. The process has already
begun.
Dad holds up his hand. His pink is hanging by a thread. We
see the bigfoot MONSTER grunt disgusted by the sight.
NICKY:
So go get 'em, Jimmy!
JIMMY THE DEMON:
I'm just a demon, Nicky. I don't got
devil blood in me. I'd last two minutes
up there with your brothers.
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