Leprechaun 3 Page #2

who knows?

In you go.

You are mine,

you little bugger.

Ahhh!

Ha, ha, ha!

You missed me!

You missed me!

If you're gonna linger,

I'll give you the finger.

Ahh!

Ahhh!

Stay away from me,

you steaming pile of cannibal dung!

I'm a dangerous man!

Stay away from me!

Computer:
I remember when

Paddy McGinty got sick with...

I want me shilling!

Man:
Oh, yes, yes!

Man:
All right.

Oh!

Thank you, Marissa.

You're terrible.

Seven!

- Whoo!

- All right!

Roll again, Father Bob!

Give me those dice here.

More money, come on.

Ready?

Here she goes.

Look at this!

All right.

What time is it?

It's after 7:
00.

Where's Tammy?

I don't know, damn it!

She's got work to do!

Why do you keep her around?

She's not worth a damn.

She's got a way

of filling out a costume.

I could look

just as good, you know.

Why don't you hire me?

or should I say 20 lbs. Ago?

I'm not always gonna look

just like this, pally.

No? You found

the fountain of youth?

I've been saving my pennies,

buddy boy,

and one of these days,

I'll come waltzing in that door...

with everything packed

into all the right places.

You need more

than a boob job, Loretta.

You need

a personality transplant.

B*tch!

Oh, I'm sorry

I'm late, Fazio.

I told you, you will

address me as "Great One."

Off stage and on.

You're a magician,

not the Pope.

I am your teacher.

You will show me respect.

Right.

Loretta.

Mm-hmm.

Throw me that lighter.

Ow!

Are you doing

the magic rings tonight?

Screw the magic rings!

Oh, my God!

I've got something

You're in the box,

I do the standard switch gag,

and then I set fire

to the box!

The audience goes nuts,

thinking you're in there...

being burnt alive.

I'm gonna call it

"The Burning Beauty."

(screaming)

Oh, God!

Man:
What the hell

is going on here?

Fazio, is this the fabulous stunt

you wanted me to see?

What are you, nuts?

Only a moron would

try something like this.

You believe this guy?

It'll be great. I'll make sure

she's got protection.

Forget it.

End of discussion.

I'm not taking any chances

with my future headliner.

How you're doing, babe?

You look sensational.

Now, you...

get out there and mix with

the suckers. Do something like...

do some card tricks or something.

Keep them entertained.

Out of the question!

I work the main room!

- I'm a star.

- You're a schmuck.

Now get out there

and earn your pay, Fazio.

That goes for you, too.

Break is over.

Back to work.

So, you need anything,

you know who to come to, right?

Right.

Yeah, you keep playing

hard to get,

but mark my words,

you'll come around.

I guarantee.

I saw that.

Loretta:

Rolling, rolling, rolling!

Where she stops,

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