Leprechaun Page #2

some paint thinner.

Oh, G... Okay.

Here. Does that cover?

Wait. Hold on a second.

You knock over my can

of paint thinner,

and then you offer me 20 bucks?

Okay. Okay.

How about that? Will that do it?

No.

But maybe if you said you were

sorry, you know, it might.

Okay. Here. Look, keep the change.

I'm in a really big hurry.

There's a big, ugly, disgusting house

I'd just like to distance myself from.

What, you mean this house here?

The O'Grady place?

Yeah, that place. It's really gross.

There's bugs. There's cobwebs.

God only knows what else is in there.

What's so funny?

Well, I just think it's

funny the way girls

are always afraid of spiders

and stuff, you know?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Okay, wait a minute.

Did I misplace my 1950s

calendar here? Girls?

Listen, Bud. Okay, this is the '90s.

Women are treated equal.

Well, first off, my name

isn't Bud, it's Nathan.

And I don't know many guys

that are afraid of houses.

- Oh, is that so?

- Yeah.

Well, you know what? Neither am I.

I'm not afraid of anything.

- Okay.

- Right.

- Tory? Honey?

- Yeah?

- What?

- Let's go.

What are you talking about?

What are you doing?

I'm not gonna fight you anymore.

The house. You hate the house.

- No...

- It's dirty, it's dusty.

You really think I'm afraid of

a little dust and some bugs?

Come on. Just put

the bags back, okay?

I want to stay.

Dad, would you put the bags back?

I'm gonna stay.

Anyway, listen, listen.

It came right down out of the sky.

There it was,

this flying saucer.

Had these really weird

lights, you know?

And making all these weird noises.

Kind of like... Kind of like,

"boop boop boop boop..."

Ozzie, I thought you weren't

gonna tell any more stories.

This really happened, Alex. It did.

It's like magic, you know? Like...

Like, um...

Well, when you see

a star in the night sky...

the first star...

you can make a wish.

- It'll come true.

- Stop with the magic stuff.

And no more lies, okay?

How ya doin', boys? I'm J.D.

I just met your brother Nathan.

Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you.

This is my friend Ozzie.

- How you doin', Ozzie?

- Hi.

So, you boys need any help out here?

I'm afraid that our

liability insurance forbids

anyone but us handling

the tools and equipment.

But thanks for the offer.

Boy, I could go for a beer right now.

You're too little to drink.

Don't you ever,

ever drink that stuff!

- Hey, Ozzie, what's this?

- Hey!

Gotcha! Whoa! Let go!

Nathan?

Oh, geez, I'm sorry. You all right?

I was on that shelf, looking for tarps.

I didn't know you were down here.

I was just trying to

make a peace offering,

but I think it's all in that crate.

Hope I didn't ruin what's inside.

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