Lenny Page #2
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- Year:
- 1974
- 111 min
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I guess when you get right down to it,
I'm just... basically...
a very shy person.
- Ho-ho.
- Don't you have to go to work?
Yes, I do, but I think I should stay here
and try to solve this problem
of extreme shyness.
Well, maybe I shouldn't be
telling you some of this, but...
Well, it was quite a week.
- Honey?
- Hmm?
Listen, someday I'd like you
to meet my mother.
- Did you stay together then?
- No, I had to go to Miami to work.
But, uh, Lenny called every day.
And... then one day he called
and said he was coming down
cos he couldn't stand to be without me.
We're all the same schmuck!
And it just cracks me up that we
try so desperately to be unique
when we're all the same cat -
Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson,
me, you, every cat has got that one
chick who really busted up his ass!
Wow!
I LOVE YOU:
Oh, he's here!
Just a minute.
There he stands in his underwear,
pleading like a dummy:
"Please, will you touch it once? You
never touch it any more. Just once. "
"When I don't feel like it?
When I got a headache?"
- "Yeah. "
- "When I don't get any pleasure from it?"
"Yeah, that's right. Cos I'm a dummy,
I gotta get it touched. "
"If I wait for you, you'd never touch it. "
"Oh, I touch it a lot. "
"No, you don't. You think you touch
it a lot. You used to touch it a lot. "
"Now it's a big favour
to get you to touch it. "
"It's gotta be like a big holiday,
like Armistice Day, right?"
"Well, all right. "
"If you're gonna make me feel guilty,
bring it over here, I'll touch it. "
"No, no, no, don't do me any favours!
I'll just touch it myself. "
That's it, man.
We're all the same schmuck.
Oh, my God.
Oh, man! Is that an album cover!
Why don't you come in,
big boy, and pick a few flowers?
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
It's a shiksa goddess.
That's about the time
I came into the picture.
In what capacity?
What was your relationship?
Personal manager. Friend.
You know... the relationship
between a client and an agent
is a very delicate one. Very delicate.
You don't know how far to get involved
Lenny, you name it, she's done it.
I mean, the whole bit.
By the time she was 15,
she had already done time.
So you can just imagine.
Lenny, I'd like to be more
than just an agent to you.
I think you know how I feel.
I mean, otherwise I would never
What did you do, Artie?
Hire a private eye?
I didn't have to.
Well, I heard you two were hanging
around a lot together, you know.
It was none of my business,
but I just started asking
around about her and...
- I started hearing these things.
- I love you.
Well, there was this one guy
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