Lake Dead

Don't say that!

We're family!

No, I told you!

I've made up my mind.

John was right to

leave when he did.

Don't say that.

I know you

don't mean it!

The tradition.

- No!

- I told you that.

No!

And it dies

right here!

Listen to me.

What you're doing

- It's all our family has ever known.

- Gloria. Open your eyes!

What were doing

is an abomination

And I'll have no part of it.

Not anymore!

May God

forgive us.

Son of a b*tch.

Out of my way boy.

Only one thing that gonna stop me.

You ain't got the balls to do it!

Motherf***er.

- Ben, get the phone.

- Leave a message.

It's the middle of the night.

It could be an emergency.

Hello?

John, why are

you calling here?

Fine.

But if she doesn't want to take

your call, I'm gonna hang up.

Dont f***in

call back OK?

Babe, it's your father.

He needs to

talk to you.

You want me

to hang up?

What do you

want, John?

What?

My grandfather died

before I was born.

You're drunk.

Stop screaming.

Stop screaming at me.

Hang up.

What's going on, babe?

Brielle?

He said that I had a

grandfather, who died today.

- I thought your grandparents were dead.

- Yeah, that's what I thought.

I'm sorry, honey...

I've told you my family was...

F***ed up.

You OK?

You want to

talk about it?

If you change your mind.

I'm here, OK?

Hold on.

I'm coming.

- Who is it?

- It's Brielle

I don't have your money, OK?

I'm still working on it.

- We're not here for the money.

- Feel free to get dress.

F*** you, Ben.

- F*** you, Sam

- Not now, Ben.

What you guys want?

Could we come in?

Oh my god. It smells like

vodka and onions in here!

What the f***,

you guys want?

Did dad call you

last night?

Dad? Why the f*** would

he call me?

- So, he didnt?

- No.

Wait.

Somebody called

last night.

But it was f***in late,

so I didn't answer it.

Did he leave a message?

If I had a f***in answering machine,

I'd probably would have.

Can you say a sentence without

using the word "f***" in it?

F*** you!

Guess not.

This place looks

really nice, Sam.

Yeah?

Feel free to clean up.

- See anything you like?

- Hell no!

Dad called me

last night.

Yeah? Forgive me

for not giving a f***.

He said we had a grandfather

who had died yesterday.

What? We don't have

a grandfather.

Yeah I know but...

that's what they

wanted us to think.

Well, he's a f***in drunk.

- Can't believe anything he says.

- This time it's true.

What do you mean

it's true?

A messenger shows up

this morning at my place and...

- ... hand delivered this to me.

- What is it?

It's an invitation to visit the

property our grandfather left us.

Property?

- It says he left us a motel.

- Are you f***in kidding me?

- No.

- Where?

About 4 hours

north of here.

No sh*t!

So, what do we do?

First we go to the funeral

this Thursday and...

then we set

this place up.

We've make a good

weekend out of it and...

I guess you can decide what

to do with the motel.

Are you kidding?

I'm gonna f***in sell it.

Yeah. And the first $2000

of your cut, comes to us.

Eat sh*t, Ben.

So. Are you in?

F*** yeah.

But I'm not gonna

be stuck with him.

I go there tomorrow.

By myself.

Youre not going

to the funeral?

I don't have any f***in

desire to see our father.

That's typical.

Your classy, Sam. I mean

he was only your grandfather.

Hey. What make you so

god damn self-righteous

you f***in'...

construction worker.

At least I'm not a bartender/

drug dealer/deal addict/

- ... dumb f*** monster.

- Ben!

Who's the f*** there?

Pick another

winner huh, Sam?

Are you set to go?

Here's a copy of

the letter and...

And that's...

for the motel.

See you there.

Take care sis.

Why didn't you tell us?

I have my reason.

How can you say that?

Trust me on this.

But trust me on this.

I don't think so. I think you wanted

to deprive us of a grandfather.

Like you deprive us

of everything else!

He was bad man. I'm glad he's dead.

And you should be too.

Bad man?

How can you say that?

He'd already given us more

that you will ever did!

What do you mean?

- He left us some land. Up north.

A motel, but I'm sure you

already know about that.

- Do not go up there! Do you understand?

- Don't touch me!

Forget the land.

I'm sure that's what you want.

Well, you know what?

It's ours now.

Ours!.

Brielle, I'm begging you.

Do not go there. OK?

You're pathetic.

Kelly!

What a dump!

Which?

something.

It's occupied.

It's occupied.

Are you OK?

What is it?

I do not know.

- Hey, B.

- Guess again.

What's up,

Benny boy?

- You ready to rock for the weekend?

- Hell yeah.

- Well, get over here.

- I'm almost ready.

Hey, you guys mind if I bring a friend?

I don't want to be the fifth wheel.

No. Of course. You know, Bill got

his camper, so there's plenty of room.

Awesome.

- So, who's the lucky guy?

- It's not a guy. It's my friend Tanya.

Oh?

Well, you know it's

just me and Bill so...

you guys will have to deal

with a weekend of celibacy.

Don't flatter yourself.

Anyway.

This is a business test for me.

I'm hoping we can sell this

place for alot of money

so I never have to wait

tables ever, ever again.

I hear you.

- Well alright, get over here.

- I'm coming!

It's open.

- Hey. Sorry I'm late.

Got no other close aren't we?

Nobody else

is here yet.

Grumpy.

- Good to see you, sweety.

- Good to see you too, Benny boy.

- What's up motel owner?

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