Kung Fu Page #2

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CRYING:

MUTED SOUND:

Who did this?

I'll count to three.

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One...

two...

I did it!

SCREAMING:

GRUNTING & SCREAMING

WHIMPERING:

Are the goods okay,

Brother Sum?

Sorry!

Look away, kid.

Get rid of him!

We're the bad guys!

We're meant to do

the ass-kicking...

not the other way around.

And it's all because these

morons posed as Axes.

Don't waste your time,

Brother Sum.

We'll handle this.

You! Take care of it.

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Boy, can this guy pick locks.

It's a living. Give me a break.

Pick that one too,

if you're so good.

Come.

I'll count to three.

Hurry!

Ready? Three!

BROTHER SUM:

That's quick!

Brother Sum, we really

want to be Axes.

That's why we did

what we did.

Give us a chance.

Ever killed anyone?

I've always

thought about it.

Then go kill someone.

I will!

Go on!

Thank you, Brother Sum.

We can always find

a use for that type.

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SING:
I told you before,

you've got to look tough.

Tougher!

SING'S SIDEKICK GROWLS

Tougher!

GROWLING:

Act the part.

And try to stay awake.

It's tiring being tough.

Tiring? It's our living!

SING:

The streets out there are filled

with money and women.

You only need the will

and determination

to seize the opportunity to win.

This is our big chance!

We just kill someone,

and we're in the gang.

Then it'll be money

and women all the way!

Don't be like those beggars

with no ambition.

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Who are you

looking at, four-eyes?

I'll smash your glasses!

Get lost!

Come here and say that!

You're really gonna kill someone?

That's right!

The four-eyes, the fat woman

and all the residents of Pig Sty.

But they're good at kung fu.

I can do kung fu!

Oh, yeah?

SNICKERS:

Didn't I tell you I know

Buddhist Palm kung fu?

MAN:
Hey there,

handsome boy. Stop.

Amazing!

Do you know you

have a special aura?

You're so young,

but you have

the bone structure

and chi flow

of a kung-fu genius.

If your chi flow

can be channelled,

then you will be invincible!

Like the old saying:

You cannot escape your destiny.

The duty of upholding

world peace and punishing

evil will be yours.

Sure.

This is the scroll of the

Buddhist Palm. It's priceless.

But as it's fate,

I'll let you have it for $10.

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BUDDHIST PALM MANU AL

You gave him your life savings?

Yes.

I was saving to study to be

a doctor or lawyer,

but this was world peace.

CHATTERING:

SING:

Let go of the girl!

Hey! It's the Buddhist Palm!

"The 20-Cent Kung Fu Manual."

CHILDREN LAUGHING

You must be loaded.

Have you killed anyone lately?

He's a fool,

and she's mute.

Losers!

I realized then that good guys

never win. I want to be bad.

I want to be the killer!

Ice cream!

Where?

Make mine a vanilla.

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