Katt Williams Live
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- 2006
- 86 min
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Thank you. 100.9 the Wiz.
Blazing hip hop and R and B.
Jamming in the building right now.
Man, it's just an honor
to have this guy just stop by just to say hi
and say what's up to Cincinnati.
My man Katt Williams in the house.
Say, Katt,
you doing some big things there, man.
What's bringing you back to Cincinnati?
You know, this is my place of origination,
so the first thing you want to do
if you make any success,
is you want to go back to where it started,
and you want to try
to put something back there.
And I'm not really interested in whatever
political issues are involved with that.
My concern is, you know...
First of all, let me say
that I do want to respect
other people's opinion
and what they're doing
in a very serious situation.
So I don't take the boycotters lightly at all.
On the other hand, I am a public official.
I am beholden to the public,
and I view my job
as seriously as a fireman does his job.
So a fireman goes where the fire is and tries
to put out the fires. That's what he does.
I'm a comedian. I make people laugh,
and the best people to make laugh
are the people that are hurting.
So I go where people are hurting,
and I stand on the stage,
and I make people laugh
for an hour and a half, two hours.
Now, if you think that that's so serious,
you feel like that's something
that shouldn't be done by me,
then I'm sorry.
We just have a difference of opinion.
That's good. That's a good thing,
and, you know, I applaud you for that,
especially remembering home.
A lot of people don't.
They kind of leave
where they say they're from,
and then they never want to come back
and give back,
which is good 'cause you bringing in
some healing, 'cause I...
Comedy is healing to me.
You know, when I want to go get something
off my mind, I go to a comedy show.
- Right.
- You know, 'cause it makes you laugh.
For you to come here
and bring some healing, that's, like, wow.
- You should be applauded for that.
- I appreciate that.
Yeah, I mean, I can't fix the problems.
I just got some Bactine and some Band-Aids.
That's my job.
I can't heal you,
but I can put a little...
I can put a little salve on it for a second.
I just want to let everybody know
exactly what is going down.
What can they expect on the 25th
at the Taft Theatre?
Yeah, exactly. I wanted to, you know, come
take the temperature of the town real quick.
You know what I mean?
I had to hit the streets.
Yesterday, I went to a couple of schools,
hit a couple of streets in Avondale,
turned a couple of corners.
You know, just trying to talk to some folks
out there on the street
and see what they think about me coming.
- 'Cause that's really my concern.
- Okay, the people.
- Yeah, exactly.
- It's all about them anyway.
Hey, please don't forget the hood.
If you forget the hood,
the hood will forget you.
CHRIS:
You know that's right.That's how you end up
real, real light-skinned in court
Beat it!
Too late now!
We need you to be a Negro
in your time of goodness.
There you go. There you go, man.
I want to thank you for coming out here,
man, and just spending time with us here.
You're always welcome.
You know the doors are always
wide open for you.
I appreciate you, dawg. For real.
No problem, Katt.
No problem, man. Thanks a lot for having us.
And thanks a lot for doing this in Cincinnati.
Lord knows we need it.
Well, you know,
this is where the pimping came from.
You got to bring pimping to the birthplace.
- You gotta come... You're right. You're right.
- Yes, this is the real Ohio players' society.
This is a secret pimp society.
I got to show America
how a pimp like this was created.
From Cincinnati.
You know him as Money Mike.
Give it up and welcome
the very funny Mr. Katt Williams!
Um,
before we get cracking,
I do have some complaints about Cincinnati.
Let's get this out the way
before a nigga gets started.
I been here three days. It's been all...
How the f*** is you niggas
gonna have all the weather?
This is bullshit!
Seventy-two hours. It's been hot and mild,
rainy, cloudy, sleety, cold.
This is bullshit.
A pimp don't know what to wear
in this motherf***er.
I'm in the hotel lobby with a fur coat on,
some swim trunks, some Timberlands
and an umbrella,
because I don't know what may happen
in this raggedy b*tch this evening.
Sh*t!
Yesterday it was 181 degrees.
Today it was 36. What the f***?
You can't pimp nobody
when it's 136 degrees.
As soon as you walk out,
"B*tch, where's my money?"
Pimp down! 10-32, b*tch! Get the trunk!
I am a boy, Damon!
Got to love Cincinnati.
This is the ugliest,
nastiest,
dirtiest,
most beautiful place
in all of the United States of America.
Sh*t.
You can just be driving
in a nice neighborhood, just driving,
just look at the architecture,
and look at the clocks and the fountain and...
Oh, my God. And then three seconds later,
what the f***, nigga, is that?
Is that two crackheads
and a pit bull, nigga? What?
We didn't even turn a corner! Nigga, why?
Crackheads in Cincinnati be working hard.
See, people with a day job think
a crack salesman has an easy job.
They don't know this nigga
got to do five jobs.
This nigga got to be a salesman,
security, lookout,
gunman, all of that.
That's all his job.
Nigga just own the corner, just...
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