Just One of the Guys Page #2
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1985
- 90 min
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Listen, everything's gonna be
all right.
How'd this get in here?
- Why do you always tie double knots?
- Kevin, please, forget the knot.
What I need is a little sympathy.
I had my heart set
on that summer job.
Terry.
I know exactly how you feel.
Can I tell you a little story?
When I was a kid,
I was obsessed with being a fireman.
I used to set little fires in the back
yard, and I'd practice putting them out.
Then one day...
...when I was 12,
I learned I could never be a fireman.
Why, what happened?
I found out how much money
they make. Pitiful.
Don't you understand
that I don't care what reporters make?
I can't remember a time when there
was anything else I wanted to do.
And it's discouraging when Raymaker
tells me that I should become a model.
Hey, why not?
You're a knockout.
Besides, models make
some pretty nice bucks.
You don't think I can do it either.
Well, no, that's not exactly
what I said, exactly.
Yeah, well, it was close enough.
You know, it's lucky for you
I'm in love with you, I think...
...or I'd probably never
speak to you again.
I'd like to be alone, please.
Now? Can't you be alone
when your parents are home?
Since you haven't listened
to one word I've said...
...why don't you try reading my lips.
Goodbye, Kevin.
Would you rather spend the night
at the frat house?
- All men care about is sex!
- I resent that.
Big improvement, huh?
The room needed something.
Your room is why my life
You guys think beautiful women are
nothing but decoration, total airheads.
Hey, not me.
These women
have my deepest respect.
And for their minds.
It just so happens that Kim here
reads Vonnegut in her bubble bath.
And Luanne has dedicated
her centerfold...
...to help clean up toxic waste.
And the only reason Barbara does
her physics homework buck-naked...
...is because that library's hot.
Come on, Buddy, admit it...
...you would love to spend your entire
life just using women's bodies.
Yeah, all but the last 60 seconds.
I'd like a little time to reminisce.
Can't you think of anything
more profound than getting laid?
A blowj*b?
- Hey, I'm sorry.
- This is the perfect end to my day.
I mean, it's as if women's lib
never existed.
Today's woman has the freedom to be
just as sick and perverted as us guys.
Oh, that's wonderful.
I mean, I write an excellent article,
and just because I'm cute...
...no one takes me seriously.
It's not fair!
And yet, somehow
you find the courage to go on living.
You got guts.
Sometimes I just wish I were a guy.
No, you don't.
The male body needs sex at all times.
It's a living hell.
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