Juno Page #4

LEAH:

Want me to call for you? I called

for Becky last year.

JUNO:

Eh, I'll call them myself. But I do

need your help with something very

urgent.

EXT. CENTENNIAL LANE - NIGHT

Leah and Juno struggle to drag a recliner across a well

manicured suburban lawn. They make a formidable team.

LEAH:

Heavy lifting can only help you at

this point.

JUNO:

That is sick, man.

Leah busts a gut laughing. It's a stunningly accurate

portrayal of Bleeker's parents.

LEAH:

So, you were bored? Is that how this

blessed miracle came to be?

JUNO:

Nah, it was a premeditated act. The

sex, I mean, not getting pregnant.

LEAH:

When did you decide you were going

to do Bleeker?

JUNO:

Like, a year ago, in Spanish class.

INT. DANCING ELK SCHOOL - SPANISH CLASS - DAY - (FLASHBACK)

Bleeker and Juno are sitting at their desks, listening to a

teacher lecturing about spanish. Bleeker discreetly pushes a

POSTCARD to Juno with his foot. She picks it up off the floor,

reads it, then looks at Bleeker, who is watching the teacher

obediently.

EXT. CENTENNIAL LANE - NIGHT

LEAH:

Aha! You love him.

JUNO:

It's extremely complicated, and I'd

rather not talk about it in my fragile

state.

She hefts a coffee table with her bare hands. She's wearing

her father's LIFTING BELT.

LEAH:

So, what was it like humping Bleeker's

bony bod?

JUNO:

It was magnificent, man!

INT. BLEEKER'S BEDROOM - MORNING

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