Head Over Heels Page #2

Wow.

I mean, how much room do you need to sleep?

But shoes, they need their space.

Now, we have a lot of people interested,

so what is it that you do?

Oh, I work over--

You work?

I like you.

Did I mention you're in the lead for the apartment?

- Hey.

- Oh, you're back.

- Ooh!

- This is Amanda. She works.

Amanda, this is Roxana Miloshslah--

Miloslavzniakova.

Hi.

- It's nice to meet you.

- You know what's nice? Paying the rent, that's what.

G'day. I'm Candi. With an "I."

- Mm. Amanda.

- I had a pet dingo named Amanda once.

- A pet dingo?

- Yeah, but me dad backed over her with a tractor.

I was find in' pieces of her all summer--

tops of trees, my little sister's hair--

Thank you, Candi. This is Jade.

Oh, God, not the ring.

Wow. That's an incredible

diamond. You engaged?

No, it would take

a lot more carats than this.

You're not a smokergirl, are you?

No.

That's how we all got put together.

We are the last four non smoking models...

on the whole island of Manhattan.

Oh, my God.

You're all models.

Yeah.

Oh, don't envy us. We're struggling.

- In this apartment?

- Our agency lets us stay here for free.

We like to rent the extra closet -- room--

for spending money.

Ah, yeah.

I don't think she likes them, the models.

No, my boyfriend just left me for a model.

- It's not any of you.

- Whew!

I'm glad we don't have to go through

that one again.

Then we'll all get along fine.

No problem.

Welcome.

I love you.

That was good English,

Dieter.

Hmm?

Hey, Mandy.

You want a blouse?

Oh, no.

Okay.

Phooey. This shirt makes me look like heroin addict.

And not in a good way.

Here.

Take mine.

I wore it once before anyway.

What are you going to wear?

I'll just take hers.

- Say what?

- She wants to try on your top. Give it.

What's going on here?

Hey. Did you know there are two guys

just waiting in the hall for you?

Only two?

The longer we wait, the more money they'll spend.

On dinner.

Okay, let's back it up, boys.

See if there's anything you like, Amanda.

Oh, no, no.

I'm not really interested in men right now.

Oh, but they seem like great guys.

Yeah, they all seem like great guys when they

know you're watching.

- You gotta learn to look past what they want you to see.

- Huh.

That guy right there--

Suit's Hugo Boss, but it's straight off the rack.

Tie's a Gucci knockoff,

and those shoes--

Girl, that's between him and Payless.

But check this guy.

See that bulge in hispants?

That's either a necklace box from Tiffany's or--

Oh, hell.

I'll take him either way.

So you pick relationships based on clothing and gifts.

No, we pick them based on personality.

- Now pick a guy so we can go.

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