far far away idol

Season #Season 1 Episode #episode 1

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DONKEY:
ONCE YOU'VE HAD A TASTE OF HER YOU'LL NEVER BE THE SAME PUSS IN BOOTS: YEAH SHE'LL MAKE YOU GO INSANE DONKEY: SING IT PUSS DONKEY AND PUSS: UPSIDE INSIDE OUT LAUGHING GINGY: LAUGHS GIVE IT UP GUYS YOU GIVING ME A HEADACHE DONKEY: OH THAT'S REAL SWEET GINGY PUSS IN BOOTS: YOU EVER HEARD OF A GINGER SNAP GINGY: AH WHIZZERS ON YOU GUYS FIONA: COME ON THEY'RE JUST HAVING FUN THEY'RE REALLY NOT THAT BAD DONKEY: NOT THAT BAD PUSS IN BOOTS: I WILL TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT PRINCESS SIMON: YOU SHOULD SHREK AND FIONA: SIMON GINGY: OH SIMON: BECAUSE I RARELY GIVE THEM SHREK: EASY SIMON THE COMPETITION HASN'T EVEN STARTED YET SIMON: I CAN'T HELP BEING JUDGEMENTAL IT'S WHO I AM SHREK: ALRIGHTY WHO'S UP FOR A LITTLE CONTEST THEN DONKEY: YEAH BRING IT ON MAGIC MIRROR: WELCOME TO FAR FAR AWAY IDOL WHERE YOU THAT'S RIGHT YOU AT HOME TO VOTE ALONG WITH OUR JUDGES SHREK FIONA AND SIMON TO CROWN THE NEXT FAR FAR AWAY IDOL FIRST UP TONIGHT DONKEY: IT'S DONKEY TIME HA HA THE HEAT WAS ON RISING TO THE TOP BURN YEAH EVERYBODY'S GOING STRONG AND THAT WAS WHEN MY SPARK GOT HOT I HEARD SOMEBODY SAY BURN BABY BURN DISCO INFERNO BURN BABY BURN BURN THAT MAMA DOWN SIMON: YOU'RE ON FIRE DONKEY DONKEY: BURN BABY BURN SHREK: NO YOU'RE REALLY ON FIRE DONKEY: OH YEAH YEAH AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PINOCCHIO: DOMO ARIGATO MR ROBOTO DOMO DOMO DOMO SIMON: COME ON GET REAL PINOCCHIO SHREK: I FIND HIS PERFORMANCE QUITE WOODEN ACTUALLY WOODEN DORIS: SOME BOYS TAKE A BEAUTIFUL GIRL AND HIDE HER AWAY FROM THE REST OF THE WORLD I WANNA BE THE ONE TO WALK IN THE SUN FIONA: YEAH YOU GO GIRL SIMON: YEAH GO GIRL AND GET A EXTREME MAKEOVER AND SOME SINGING LESSONS BIG BAD WOLF: BURN TO THE GROUND I BREAK FROM THE CROWD BIG BAD WOLF AND THE THREE LITTLE PIGS: I'M ON THE HUNT I'M AFTER YOU BIG BAD WOLF: I SMELL LIKE A SOUND I'M LOST AND I'M FOUND BIG BAD WOLF AND THE THREE LITTLE PIGS: AND I'M HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF HEIMLICH: HUNGRY HORST: SOUNDS LIKE DINNERTIME DIETER: JA BIG BAD WOLF: WHAT SIMON: I'M HUNGRY FOR SOME TALENT HERE SHREK: OH AYE SIMON: AND THE DRESS HIDEOUS SHREK: CHUCKLES PRINCE CHARMING: I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT SO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT SO SEXY IT HURTS DORIS: OH PRINCE CHARMING: AND I'M A MODEL YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN AND I SHAKE MY LITTLE TUSH ON THE CAT AAH DORIS: OH SIMON: AND THAT WAS A ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS PRINCE CHARMING THREE BLIND MICE: WE CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW THE RAIN HAS GONE WE CAN SEE ALL OBSTACLES IN OUR WAY OUCH GASPS GINGY: SUGAR OH HONEY HONEY CHUCKLES YOU'RE MY CANDY GIRL FIONA: THEY'RE SO SWEET TOGETHER SIMON: I JUST KNEW YOU'D SAY THAT FIONA WHAT'S NEXT A SINGING DOUGHNUTS CAPTAIN HOOK: I'M HOOKED ON A FEELING AND I'M A BELIEVEING TINKERBELL: I DON'T LIKE HIM SIMON: I COULDN'T AGREE MORE TINKY HOOK LINE AND STINKER TINKERBELL: GIGGLES CAPTAIN HOOK: I'M WHOA PUSS IN BOOTS: YOU KEEP SAYING YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR ME SOMETHING THAT YOU CALL LOVE BUT CONFESS AND THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING AND THAT'S JUST WHAT THEY'LL DO ARRIBA ONE OF THESE DAYS THESE BOOTS ARE GONNA WALK ALL OVER YOU A-HA SIMON: FOR THE CAT'S GOT MY TONGUE AND POSSIBLY MY VOTE PUSS IN BOOTS: OH NO HIPS SIMON: SIGHS ALWAYS BREAKING THE RULES SHREK: WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU FIONA: YOU HOLD ME TIGHT MMM SHREK: OH TELL ME I'M THE ONLY ONE FIONA: GONNA COME OVER TONIGHT SHREK AND FIONA: YEAH KEEP ON WHISPERING IN MY EAR SIMON: OGRE ALL IMPRESSION RATHER WONDERFUL SHREK: CAUSE IT'S TRUE FIONA: THAT'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU SHREK AND FIONA: YEAH YEAH HEY FIONA: THAT'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU SHREK: THAT'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU SHREK AND FIONA: HEY MAGIC MIRROR: AND NOW WHO WILL BE NAMED FAR FAR AWAY'S NEXT IDOL WHO IT BE PINOCCHIO DORIS THE BIG BAD WOLF DONKEY: OH PICK ME MAGIC MIRROR: CHARMING THE THREE BLIND MICE DONKEY: OH OH MAGIC MIRROR: GINGY CAPTAIN HOOK DONKEY: OH ME ME MAGIC MIRROR: PUSS IN BOOTS SHREK AND FIONA DONKEY: OH PICK ME MAGIC MIRROR: OR DONKEY: ME ME MAGIC MIRROR: YES YOU TOO DONKEY SIMON: AND THE NEXT FAR FAR AWAY IDOL IS NO YOU'VE GOT TO BE JOKING NO IT'S ME EVERYONE FOR WHAT IS A MAN WHAT HAS HE GOT IF NOT HIMSELF THEN HE HAS NOT TO SAY THE THINGS HE TRULY FEELS AND NOT THE WORDS OF ONE WHO KNEELS THE RECORD SHOWS I TOOK THE BLOWS AND DID IT MY WAY MAGIC MIRROR: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OUR TIME IS UP HERE BUT WE LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU NEXT TIME ON FAR FAR AWAY IDOL

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