Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Page #5
JOEL:
I don't have one.
CLEMENTINE:
I'll go on the dole. Like my daddy
before me.
JOEL:
I noticed your hair. I guess it made an
impression on me, that's why I was pretty
sure I recognized you.
CLEMENTINE:
Ah, the hair.
(pulls a strand in front of her
eyes, studies it)
Blue, right? It's called Blue Ruin. The
color. Snappy name, huh?
JOEL:
I like it.
CLEMENTINE:
Blue ruin is cheap gin in case you were
wondering.
JOEL:
Yeah. Tom Waits says it in --
CLEMENTINE:
Exactly! Tom Waits. Which song?
JOEL:
I can't remember.
CLEMENTINE:
Anyway, this company makes a whole line
of colors with equally snappy names. Red
Menace, Yellow Fever, Green Revolution.
That'd be a job, coming up with those
names. How do you get a job like that?
That's what I'll do. F*** the dole.
JOEL:
I don't really know how --
CLEMENTINE:
Purple Haze, Pink Eraser.
JOEL:
You think that could possibly be a full
time job? How many hair colors could
there be?
CLEMENTINE:
(pissy)
Someone's got that job.
(excited)
Agent Orange! I came up with that one.
Anyway, there are endless color
possibilities and I'd be great at it.
JOEL:
I'm sure you would.
CLEMENTINE:
My writing career! Your hair written by
Clementine Kruczynski.
(thought)
The Tom Waits album is Rain Dogs.
JOEL:
You sure? That doesn't sound --
CLEMENTINE:
I think. Anyway, I've tried all their
colors. More than once. I'm getting too
old for this. But it keeps me from
having to develop an actual personality.
I apply my personality in a paste. You?
JOEL:
Oh, I doubt that's the case.
CLEMENTINE:
Well, you don't know me, so... you don't
know, do you?
JOEL:
Sorry. I was just trying to be nice.
CLEMENTINE:
Yeah, I got it.
There's a silence.
CLEMENTINE (CONT'D)
My name's Clementine, by the way.
JOEL:
I'm Joel.
CLEMENTINE:
No jokes about my name? Oh, you wouldn't
do that; you're trying to be nice.
JOEL:
I don't know any jokes about your name.
CLEMENTINE:
Huckleberry Hound?
JOEL:
I don't know what that means.
CLEMENTINE:
Huckleberry Hound! What, are you nuts?
JOEL:
I'm nut nuts.
CLEMENTINE:
(singing)
Oh my darlin', oh my darlin', oh my
darlin' Clementine? No?
JOEL:
Sorry. It's a pretty name, though. It
means "merciful", right?
CLEMENTINE:
(impressed)
Yeah. Although it hardly fits. I'm a
vindictive little b*tch, truth be told.
JOEL:
See, I wouldn't think that about you.
CLEMENTINE:
(pissy)
Why wouldn't you think that about me?
JOEL:
Oh. I don't know. I was just... I don't
know. I was... You seemed nice, so --
CLEMENTINE:
Now I'm nice? Don't you know any other
adjectives? There's careless and snotty
and overbearing and argumentative...
mumpish.
JOEL:
Well, anyway... Sorry.
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