Essex Boys
- R
- Year:
- 2000
- 102 min
- $239,131
- 275 Views
[Man Narrating]
I'll try anything once, me,
except bestiality.
Yeah, I'll try
and give them a swerve.
everyone's heard of Jason Locke.
He'd just done a five stretch for armed
robbery. Been outless than 24 hours.
Mr. D. had asked me
to drive him about for a few days,
so I said, "Yeah, sure. "
[ Chattering ]
[Narrator]
We pick up this van, and Jason says...
he wants to look up an old friend
who he knew from before.
[Chatter Continues]
You squealin' git !
You f***er !
You want some, huh ?
Yeah, you c*nt !
Please, no more !
F***ing grass !
Come here !
Leave him alone !
You f***ing grass !
- This is what you get.
- [ Screams ]
F***in' grass !
Get in there !
[Man Screaming]
[Screaming]
Oh, my face!
Sh*t.
My face is burning up !
[Screaming]
[Pounding]
[Screaming Continues]
[Pounding]
[ Screaming ]
[ Grunting, Groaning ]
Come on.
Let's go home.
[Narrator]
And that was that. Job done.
Jason needed a new shirt.
[Narrator]
Next, I take him to his mate's place,
which he's been hearing
things about.
F***ing bastards.
Lisa ?
I've seen his house.
He's taking the piss.
Nice, isn't it ?
Oh, yeah. How'd he get
that sort of dough ?
How'd he stay
out of prison ?
[Bottle Cap Hits Floor]
- You want egg with this ?
- No. Yeah, go on.
- No, I'm all right. Ta.
He had a Porsche
and a Bentley, the bastard.
What, a Porsche now ?
That must be new.
- Oh, he's got a five-series BMW...
and a nice little three-bedroom house
in Billericay.
[ Mumbling ]
It was a f***ing mansion--
great big drive, electric gates,
f***ing statues of lions
on the gate posts.
- You could have told me.
[Narrator]
Anyway, so look, I'm thinking,
"It's been a really interesting morning.
Thanks very much.
If it's all the same to you--"
- And then he says,
- Gonna need you some more, Billy.
- And I say...
- Yeah, sure.
- And that's it. I've got the job.
Your girlfriend won't mind,
will she, Billy ?
You have got a girlfriend,
haven't you ?
Yeah, I got a girlfriend.
She won't mind.
Liar.
[Man]
One-nine. Yes, that's right.
Mrs. Knight for Brentwood.
[Man On Radio]
Yeah, one-nine. Yeah, on my way.
What else could he do ?
- Oh, yeah ?
I ain't sayin' he should have gone
that far, but you know how it is.
Oh, he just sounds
like an animal to me.
They should put him back inside,
do us all a favor.
He's just done a five-year stretch
'cause of this mug.
- I'd have done exactly the same thing.
- That's you, is it, Billy ?
You could do that
to someone ?
In principle.
[ Chuckles ]
Billy, don't get involved
with this bloke.
[Billy Narrating] See him, Peter,
oh, he's the top boy. He runs the show.
Him, Wayne, does whatever
Peter tells him.
And Jason-- Well, every firm needs
a mad acidbath murderer, don't they ?
What do you think
of my hair, Billy ?
- You look like a f***in' poof.
- F*** off !
[ Laughs ]
What ?
[Jason]
F*** of, will ya ?
It's all right, isn't it ?
It looks really,
really f***ing stupid.
Can't you go any faster, Billy ?
I'm racing in the back here.
I thought you were supposed
to be Billy f***in' Whizz.
[ All Laughing ]
It's all come from the doors.
You run the doors, and you
control what get inside.
Clubs don't give a sh*t.
Just don't want any aggro.
Most weeks now, we're...
turning over 20 grand.
- Yeah ?
- Mm.
- [ Snorts ]
- F***ing hell.
We, uh, do a bit of weed
in the week maybe,
but pills is where
the money's really at.
I keep away from them
when they're on them.
F***ing eyes all go wonky, don't they ?
He's done 'em, soppy nuts.
I won't touch 'em meself.
They're not for you, Jase.
They make you wanna love everyone.
I love you !
[Bottle Breaks]
[ Coughing ]
Pull in here, Billy Whizz.
[Techno]
[Jason]
What's happened to the Honeycomb ?
Half a million on a refit,
and it's now called Blondz.
- Packed every night of the week.
- Is it still ours ?
No. They gave it
to that prick, Perry Elley.
Perry f***ing Elley ?
Yeah. It's him and us now, Jase.
That f***ing wanker.
He was knocking out
dodgy Sierras.
Yeah, well, he's moved in
on the doors now, like us,
'cause that's
where the money is.
Every door he gets is one
we could be making money from.
You know what I'm saying, Jase ?
Billy.
I want you to pull up outside
in exactly five minutes, yeah ?
- Sure.
- Don't f*** about.
You make sure
you're right outside.
[ Car Radio:
Techno ][ Techno ]
You all right, Nic ?
All right, listen, darling,
back till about midnight.
Yeah. No, it's nothing
like that.
No, I'm just waiting
for 'em outside Blondz in Southend.
You know, the one
with the glass.
-[Woman Screaming]
- Nic, I gotta go.
[Man] Bloody hell, they've
thrown him from the bloody window.
Leave him !
F***in' leave him !
[ Screaming ]
- Go forward !
- [ Screaming ]
Go forward and run the bastard over !
We ain't got time to f*** up about.
[ Screaming ]
[Sirens Wailing]
Careful, Billy Whizz.
-[Tires Squealing]
-[Tires Squealing]
- F***ing amateur !
Sh*t !
[Billy]
Oh, God!
- Get down.
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