Ernest Saves Christmas Page #2
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- 1988
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You know, I don't want to | insult you or nothin',
- but do you know | who you remind me of?. | - Santa Claus?
I guess you hear that a lot.
Oh,yes. | But then, it's to be expected.
Because you look like him?
Because I am him.
Because you ''am'' him.
Well, how about that?
Yeah.
[ Humming ]
Ahhh. Smell those Christmas trees.
[ Ernest ] | You can keep your ''Channel''Number 5.
Just give me a whiff | of the old lonesome pine,;
that symbol of brotherly love,
that centerpiece | that all mankind gathers around...
to share the cranberry sauce | shaped like a can.
Ahhh!
Whoa, little tree!
Stay calm, Tannenbaum, | I'll get you out of this.
[ Ernest ] | Even in emergency situations,
always follow safe driving rules.
You'll notice that I am using | my emergency signal indicators,
- [ Crunch ] | - when in reverse.
Ha! Ha!
Whoa!
Open up!
Here, hold this a minute.
[ Crash ]
[ Ernest ] | They really bunch up at this exit.
Know what I mean?
I take it | you really needed a tree?
No, I've already got one,
but I've got a friend | who could use it.
Besides, it'd be a shame | for it to be alone on Christmas.
It's nice to find somebody...
with such devotion to Christmas.
You know, | I don't tell many people this,
but Christmas | is just about my favorite time.
Ever since I was a little kid,
I always felt like it was | my own personal holiday.
I'm at one with the yuletide. | Know what I mean?
I know exactly what you mean.
I even memorized | the names of all the reindeer,
like ''Donder'' and ''Blister.''
That's ''Blitzen.''
It says, ''Hold for pickup by--''
Is that an ''M''?
''V.''
- Right here. That's an ''M.'' | - ''V.''
- ''M.'' | - ''V.''
- ''M, M, M.'' | - ''V, V, V.''
That is an ''M.''
''Hold for Helper Elmes.''
This is probably Amish.
It could even be Quaker.
Only thing I know | is that it's French.
''V.''
Okay, Bobby, I need you | to go on back to work.
See you. | Talk to you later.
[ Rumble ]
[ Santa ] | Did you ever hear of a man...
named Joe Carruthers?
It don't ring a bell. | Should I have?
''UncleJoey's Tree House?''
UncleJoey? | Are you kidding?
" They never get old "
" They always stay new "
" Those 3 little words | ''please'' and ''thank you'' ""
- Hey. | - Hey!
I haven't seen | that show in years.
Is he still on the air?
Well, he was until 3 weeks ago,
and then it was canceled.
Well, by now he must be | rolling in mucho dinero.
Well, you don't get rich by doing...
a once-a-week children's program | on local TV.
You've got to do it | for other reasons.
And that's why I'm here.
Hey, hey!
Hey, hold it!
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