Despicable Me 2 Page #3
She runs off, but quickly returns.
AGNES:
(whispers in his ear)
I know it's really you, Gru. I’m
just pretending for the other kids.
She runs off again to join her friends. Gru watches her go.
Couldn’t be happier. Then he is approached by JILLIAN, a
heavily-Botoxed mom.
JILLIAN:
Hey there, Gru, Mr. Life of the
Party!
GRU:
(forcing a smile)
Hello, Jillian.
JILLIAN:
Sooooo, I’m gonna go out on a limb
here, but my friend Natalie is
recently single, and...
DESPICABLE ME 2 CINCO & KEN DRAFT 7.
In the background, a homely NATALIE leans against a buffet
table and seductively raises her eyebrows at Gru. The table
collapses to the ground beneath her.
GRU:
(realizes what’s going on)
No, no, no, get off of the limb
right now. No limb.
JILLIAN:
Oh, come on...she’s a riot. She
sings karaoke, she has a lot of
free time, looks aren’t that
important to her...
In the background, Natalie inadvertently walks in front of a
bottle pitch game, is struck by a ball, and falls to the
ground.
GRU:
No, Jill’s, that is not happening.
Seriously. I’m fine.
JILLIAN:
(calling after Gru)
Okay, fine. Forget Natalie. How
about my cousin Linda?
Gru walks off, passing by Edith and Margo.
GRU:
No.
JILLIAN:
Oh, oh! I know someone whose
husband just died!
SPLASH! Suddenly Jillian is sprayed in the face with water.
Reveal Gru holding a HOSE with a SPRAY NOZZLE.
GRU:
I’m sorry. I did not see you
there.
SPLASH! He sprays her again. She falls down.
GRU (CONT’D)
Or there.
He drops the hose and walks away, CHUCKLING softly.
DESPICABLE ME 2 CINCO & KEN DRAFT 8.
EXT:
GRU’S HOUSE - DUSKGru takes Kyle out to the front yard.
CAMERA POV:
A camera with nightvision is watching them. The screen
analyzes Kyle and a readout comes out as “SPECIES: UNKNOWN.”
Kyle sniffs Gru’s flowers.
GRU:
Kyle... Kyle!
Then it analyzes Gru and the readout says “TARGET ACQUIRED.”
GRU (CONT’D)
Ky--Kyle! No, do not do your
business on the petunias!
Kyle lifts up his leg next to Gru’s flowers.
He picks Kyle up and places him next to his neighbor’s bush.
GRU (CONT’D)
There you go. Those are Fred’s.
Go crazy.
Kyle does and the bush immediately withers and dies. Gru
CHUCKLES.
GRU (CONT’D)
Good boy.
VOICE (O.S.)
Mr. Gru?
Gru turns and sees Lucy Wilde standing there.
GRU:
Wha? I didn’t... What... Yes?
LUCY:
(holds up her badge)
Hi! Agent Lucy Wilde of the AVL.
(realizes her badge is
upside down)
Oh. Whoops.
(clears her throat, all
business)
Sorry, you’re gonna have to come
with me.
GRU:
Oh, sorry, I--Freeze Ray!
DESPICABLE ME 2 CINCO & KEN DRAFT 9.
Gru whips out his FREEZE RAY and fires it. A WALL OF ICE
heads for Lucy.
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