Clerks Page #5

ACTIVIST:

It's a picture of a cancer-ridden

lung. Keep it.

CUSTOMER:

(to DANTE)

I'll just take the gum.

DANTE:

Fifty-five.

ACTIVIST:

You've made a wise choice. Keep up

the good work.

The CUSTOMER exits.

DANTE:

Maybe you should take that coffee

outside.

ACTIVIST:

No, I think I'll drink it in here,

thanks.

DANTE:

If you're going to drink it in here,

I'd appreciate it if you'd not bother

the customers.

ACTIVIST:

Okay. I'm sorry about that.

Another CUSTOMER comes up to the counter.

CUSTOMER:

Pack of cigarettes.

(looks at model)

What's that?

ACTIVIST:

This? How long have you been smoking?

CUT TO:

EXT:
CONVENIENCE STORE. DAY

A blank wall. JAY steps into the frame, followed by SILENT

BOB. JAY pulls off his coat and swings it into the arms of

SILENT BOB. JAY then throws down with a makeshift slam dance,

spinning his arm and fake-hitting SILENT BOB.

JAY:

WE NEED SOME TITS AND ASS! YEAH!

SILENT BOB lights a smoke.

JAY:

I feel good today, Silent Bob. We're

gonna make some money! And then you

know what we're going to do? We're

going to go to that party and get

some p*ssy! I'm gonna f*** this b*tch,

that b*tch...

(Blue Velvet Hopper)

I'LL F*** ANYTHING THAT MOVES!

SILENT BOB points to something off-screen.

JAY:

(to O.C.)

What you looking at?! I'll kick your

f***ing ass!

(to SILENT BOB)

Doesn't that motherf***er still owe

me ten bucks?

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