Carry On ... Follow That Camel
- Year:
- 1967
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Another one like that
and we've won. My word,
this is a great event
for you, my dear.
Watching two of your
hottest suitors
making a last wicket
stand together.
Bo and Humphrey do
everything together.
Yes.
Howzat?
He's out.
- Bad luck, sir.
- Thank you, Simpson.
We only had four more
runs to get, sir.
Well, it's all in
the game, Simpson.
Hard luck, Humph, old man.
Take your hands off me, you cad.
What's up, old man?
You know damn well what's up.
You deliberately tripped me.
- Humphrey, what are you saying?
- You tripped me.
Now, just a minute, gentlemen.
This is an extremely grave charge
you're making, Captain Bagshaw.
Mr West, is there any truth in it?
No, of course not.
Humphrey's my friend.
Why would I want to
do a thing like that?
Then you're saying Captain
Bagshaw is a liar.
Well, no, I don't
mean that, but... he
must have tripped
over his bootlace.
My bootlace? The lace on
my elastic-sided boots?
Oh, Bo, how could you do
such a despicable thing?
Mr West, you are no longer
welcome in my house,
nor as a member of
my cricket team.
Come, Jane.
I've lost her, Simpson.
This letter has just
arrived for you, milady.
Thank you, Nightingale. Excuse me.
What is it, my beloved?
It's Bo. It's Mr West, he's...
My dearest Jane, by the time
you receive this letter,
I shall have left this
country for good.
The only hope I have
of forgetting the
terrible things that have happened
is to join the French
Foreign Legion.
Oh, no.
Excuse me.
Oh, never mind, my dear. His life
wouldn't have been
worth living here.
would have accepted him.
Oh.
What the...?
Well, cut him down,
someone. Cut him down.
He's dripping all
over my best carpet.
Excuse me, milady.
Oh, Humphrey. What
made you do it? Why?
I...
lied.
Bo... Bo didn't trip me.
I... fell...
on purpose.
Oh, Bo.
Dearest Bo, what
have we done to you?
- Whoa, Cleo.
- Is this it, Simpson?
Yes, sir. Sidi-Bel-Abbès.
- Well, get me down, Simpson.
- Certainly, sir.
Hey, you. Arab fellow.
Camel up. Obo.
Argh. Ooh.
My foot...
Let go of the thing.
Damn it, I'll never
get used to that.
I expected the back
end to go down first.
Oh.
Oh, well, never mind that.
Find out where one
joins up around here.
Yes, sir.
Let's try that café over there.
Very well, sir.
Anyone home?
Good morning, madam. My name
Well, I'm sorry, but
what can I do about it?
My name is Zigzig. And what
can you do about that?
No, no, you misunderstand
me, madam.
I merely wish to ask where one
goes to join the Foreign Legion.
Ah, just one moment.
- I go ask the sergeant.
- Sergeant?
Sergeant Nocker. He is important
man in Legion. He know everything.
Is he here?
Oh, yes.
Often.
Perhaps it's the married
quarters, Simpson.
Ah.
Hello, sugar date.
Not now, baby. I gotta
get some sleep.
Hey, hey, hey.
What is this strange
fascination I have over them?
Why can't they let me
alone but for a moment?
Heart of my heart, I
only want to talk.
talk, sugar date.
You talk while I get some sleep.
No, no, no, don't go to sleep yet.
There are two men here who
are wanting to join you.
Nothing doing. Let them
find their own bed.
No, no. To join you in the Legion.
Simple. Let them report
to headquarters.
It's just the other side of town.
Ok. I tell them.
And then come back.
But you just say
you want to sleep.
Can I help it if my tongue
don't know how my mind works?
♪ Fanfare ♪
Legion. Legion, present arms.
What's this?
Capitaine Le Pice.
Yes. Yes.
- Hello. Did anybody call?
- Capitaine Le Pice.
- Kommandant Burger.
- Look.
Spring flowers.
- Spring flowers?
- Early bloomers.
This is no joke.
Pull them down.
Herr Kommandant, not so loud.
Anyone listening outside the fort
I don't care about those
pigs. Pull them down.
I want to get to the
bottom of this.
Capitaine Le Pice,
the man who is responsible
for this will be
buried in the sand up
to here, head-first.
Find out who he is.
- But how?
- How? Use your brains.
Search the lockers. Find out which
one wears underwear like this.
Oh, Herr Kommandant,
no legionnaire
would wear anything like these.
How do you know? We get
all sorts in the Legion.
And it's our custom
not to ask questions.
- Perhaps it's time we started.
- Oh, Herr Kommandant. Look.
There is a message
written on the back.
Well, it can't be a
message from the front.
What is...? "Death to
all Legion infidels.
Your time is nigh. The
flaming sword is spoken."
What is that? What flaming sword?
Herr Kommandant, it
is an emblem of the
leader of the Riffs,
Sheikh Abdul Abulbul.
They have got my message.
Let us give them a taste
of what is soon to come.
It's a disgrace.
I intend to get to
the bottom of...
Attack. Attack.
See how the mice run.
But the time is not yet.
- We will go.
- Effendi, look what comes.
Ah, this appears to
be the place, sir.
Oh, well, help me down,
will you, Simpson?
Ho. Camel, Bo-Bo.
Ha-ha. Ha-ha. I've got it.
Oooh. Oh.
Oh, sir. Keep still, sir.
It has been truly said.
The mind of the white infidel
is like the action
of the cleanser.
Clean round the bend.
This way, sir.
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