Berkshire County

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What's going on, bro?

Yeah, good to see you buddy.

Good to see you, too.

How you doing?

Hey dude, let this foxy as oz.

In there!

Thank you.

- Hey!

- Hey!

How are you doing?

- Good!

- Yeah?

Yeah, I didn't think you

were coming back.

I told you I'd come back,

would you miss me?

- Maybe.

- You look great!

Thanks!

So loud in here, you wanna

go talk somewhere else?

- Some where quieter?

- Okay.

Yeah?

Let's go!

Don't let anyone in.

Come here.

Have a sip...

Come on, yeah!

Here we go!

Come here!

You know what'd make

this night... really perfect?

No, I don't think we

should be doing this.

Yes!

Come on, It's not

a big deal... It really isn't.

Come on!

Oh sh*t, yo!

It's my boyfriend's dick, yeah!

Oh my God!

I don't remember the

Little Red Riding Hood...

ever doing this act,

in the fairytale.

I can't believe she would

do something like that.

It just doesn't seem like her.

Oh, grandma what a

big dick you have!

You're gonna be a star, kid!

Markus!

Markus!

Oh, sh*t!

What's this I'm hearing

about pictures...

that have been taken

from you and Kylie?

Oh yeah, it's horrible.

Well, what do you mean

"It's horrible"?

I heard you had a hand in.

Oh sh*t!

Hey, I love your technique.

Hey Kylie, Can I

take you to prom?

There you are, b*tch!

What? Don't got

anything to say?

Won't open your mouth for me,

but you go for my boyfriend?

Markus said you guys broke up.

Shut your f***ing mouth!

Relax Kylie, we only

have a question for you.

- Do you spit or swallow?

- Open up!

Guess this answers that question.

You want the boys

be disappointed.

You tell anyone about this...

and I'll destroy you!

Got it?

Got it?

Namaste whore!

Kylie!

Holy sh*t!

Kylie look, I'm kind of in

deep sh*t with principal Morris.

He thinks I knew about this.

I mean, you know

that's bullshit.

Hey come on, Kylie!

What did I do?

Kylie!

Kylie!

Thought we were

having fun, what...

Hey!

Kylie!

Hey look, are you

gonna talk to Morris?

Just tell me if you're

gonna talk to Morris... Ky...!

F***!

Sh*t!

Mom, what the hell!

You wanna tell me, why...

I'm getting calls from the

principal about you today?

Get out!

I've spent 17 years,

making sure...

that you don't turn into

someone I'm ashamed of.

You don't understand,

I didn't even want to!

You didn't want to,

but you did anyways.

This is a lifelong

problem for you, Kylie.

You need to learn to

stand up for yourself.

The Harrison's are expecting

you at 7:
00, It's a long drive...

I want you out of here by 6:00.

Okay guys, go

right up to the door.

Make sure to say "thank you".

- I hope this's gonna be good.

- Use your manners.

- Trick or treat!

- Trick or treat!

- Trick or treat.

- Aren't you a beautiful princess?

- And look at you... and take!

- Thank you.

Well, hello Eric.

- Happy Halloween!

- Thank you.

Kylie, Kylie!

Hi...

Hold on!

Just a sec, okay Lucy!

Hold on!

- Kylie!

- What?

Be nice, OK?

What makes you think they want

me taking care of their kids?

Yeah, just forget it!

Hi guys!

Hello?

Morris's talking about expelling me.

Really?

You gotta tell him,

we were just having fun.

I had no idea of whom

those a**holes took the camera.

Shut up, you little sh*t!

I'm on the phone.

I'm coming over.

No, I'm not at home,

babysitting tonight.

Look, get me off the hook with Morris,

this goes way for both of us.

What the hell?

Holy sh*t!

Kylie!

- Come on in.

- Thanks.

Hey, thanks for coming

out all this way.

We're going to the uh... school

board annual... parent scare party.

And finding a babysitter around

here has been... really cut throat.

Right, Mrs. Harrison works

for the school board.

Yeah, um... let me take your things.

Let me show you around.

Big House.

The kitchen of course, excuse

the mess... we are moving.

This place is sick!

Why are you guys moving?

Oh, It's uh... hunted!

Seriously?

I'm kidding!

We're moving corporate

headquarters into the city...

and the commute would

have been killer so...

Where are you

supposed to be, anyway?

James Dean, "Rebel Without a Cause."

"You're tearing me apart!"

yeah?

Well, the place is beautiful!

Yeah, wife's money.

I'll introduce you to the kids.

Wow!

Kids are ready for bed.

And hopefully not too

rolled up on sugar.

Phoebe, Sam...

say hello to Kylie.

- Hi!

- Hi!

This is the Reynolds,

he's from London, England.

Hi Reynolds!

- They can stay up until 9:00.

- 10:
00?

No 9:
00, but only

because it's Halloween...

And only because they promised...

to be extra well-behaved

tonight, right?

OK, I'll show you to the rooms,

okay?

Let's see, rest of the house...

I'll show you upstairs.

Kids' rooms are at

the top of the stairs.

- You like the stone work?

- Yeah.

The stone we put in last summer.

A lot of work.

- Wow!

- Yeah?

You can get lost in this place.

Oh yeah, we still haven't

found the last babysitter.

I'm just kidding!

Right up there, that's

Sam's little fiefdom.

And right below, this

is... Phoebe's room.

So...

Kylie, hi!

How are you?

Good.

Good... you've certainly

grown up, haven't you?

- Ready to roll Mr.deem?

- Yeah, I'll just get your coat.

We'll be back at

1:
00 a.m at the latest.

- Okay.

- So...

Have fun.

No parties or boys, understand?

If I could've found anybody else

on such short notice, I would have.

You take care of my kids.

They're your only priority tonight.

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