Airbag Page #2

These days mens balls

have shrunk to this size.

You guys missed the pelota game.

Boy, was it exciting!

Excitement? Therell be

plenty of that tomorrow.

-Whos playing?

-Us against the Portuguese.

At3 p.m. in my showroom.

What does it say, Angela?

-l bet its something bad.

-Pakos idea for sure.

lts for Juantxo. Pass it to him.

And for Konrado.

Being arebel today has no meaning.

Serafin, its not ajoke.

Lets pay the damn tobacco.

Ye of little faith!

lll get this one.

TUESDAY, GRAND STAG PARTY.

Scandalo. 10 PM.

Konrado Volvos. Hello.

Fitting an airbag, prick?

l bet you havent got the

car for tonight.

-Dad, can l borrow a...?

-No.

Up yours!

Theyll recognize my car.

Dont worry. They all look

the same in the dark.

Sorry.

Youll be like

a pig in clover, Juantxo.

Theyve got some mulatto girls

that are hot stuff, man.

No, guys, lllwait for you outside.

Dont be an a**hole,

its your stag night.

-Right.

-lm just not in the mood.

Hey, guys, lm worried about

these spots at the bottom of...

Sometimes the PH of vaginal

fluid irritates the mucus.

What do you know

about mucus, aristocrat?

Have you brought the money,

aristocrat?

Yeah, lve brought the money.

And something more important.

-This.

-Lets see the instructions.

Come on.

What do you think?

The harem.

Dont tell me youve

been here before.

Sure l have.

Lets get laid.

lm going to talk about free

love.

And the only professional of

that love...

...Jesus.

l can see that all of you are rebels.

He was a rebel too.

And l also want to be one.

Long live free love.

Evening, ladies.

lve brought a friend

with bags of money.

Hes getting married Saturday.

Right, marquis?

This ones gonna get his

coffee with two sugars.

Aint he now?

Gently...You like making love dontyou?

Gently.

Poor thing.Where did you get

that anaconda, big boy?

-You come along with me.

-Yes, ladies.

lm arebel

because the world

made me that way.

Because nobody ever

showed me love.

Because nobodys ever

listened to me.

Wow. lts getting as hard as a rock.

This way.

lm a rebel because

lve always been that way.

They refused to give me

what l asked for.

They just failed to understand.

l wanted to be

like any other kid,

any other man

whos happy.

l wanted

to give whats inside me

in return for friendship.

To live

and dream,

and forget rancour,

and sing

and laugh

and give

only

love.

lm married.

Arent they all, honey?

lts just...

Visa card or cash, my love?

Visa or cash?

Ah, now?

ln cash, okay?

Well sort it out later.

But dont make it a habit.

Take your clothes off

and wash it.

Wash what?

Oh, come on, honey.

Ph all the way!

lts freezing!

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