After the Reality
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- Year:
- 2016
- 85 min
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What?
- Dad?
- Dad!
All right, you're all
mic'd up there and ready to go.
I can't believe I'm getting
your voicemail again.
This is it, Scottie. Dad only
has a few weeks left.
When are you flying in?
Just call me back.
If I was smart, I'd fire him.
Really?
Yeah.
- Hey Joe.
- Good luck!
Can we get last looks?
Good to see
you again. Quiet please!
All right,
let's, uh, talk about Kelly.
You saw her
tape, right? She saw yours.
I gotta be honest, you know,
I can already sense this chemistry
between the two of you. Do you?
Uh well, sh-she's beautiful.
What, what else is there to say?
I mean she's, she's an
all-American girl.
Oh come on, Scottie, give me more.
What did you think?
Did you think she was marriage material?
Princess material?
- Oh, uh, y-you want me to sell it?
Scottie, I just want you.
Kelly is that girl next door,
who gives you that kind of look that makes
you want to come down from your horse.
Kelly's my dream girl,
but she's more than a dream.
It's really kind of exciting
when you see her.
She's like one of the
guys, you know?
comes to an end Monday night.
She is a knockout!
Even darkness is not dark to
Kelly.
She's blonde. I'm blond.
I've always kind of liked those
brother sister couples a little bit.
This weekend, relive the
magic of the last six weeks
episodes.
I'm a hugger. A really
big hugger.
She's an all-American hugger
fairy Princess.
Will this hugger fairy
Princess find her true love?
Or, will her heart be broken?
I know my heart. It's so
confused.
I feel like a little girl trapped
in some Grimm fairytale.
This is awful.
shocking finale of young bucks!
Mount up, America!
- 'Scuse me, y'all got ESPN or something?
- Sure.
Anything for a young buck.
We don't get too many of those
around here.
God dammit, foster!
You stir sh*t up
wherever you go, Mr. reality?
So how long ago did you finish shooting
that show? You look different.
Uh, a few weeks ago, I guess.
No way! Sh*t, so did you get
the girl?
What'd you call her? The
all-American hugger fairy Princess?
- You said it tonight.
You said it. I heard you.
You heard me say it tonight,
Yeah you did.
The producers do this thing where
they "Frankenbite" dialogue.
They edit together two totally different
conversations to make their own dialogue.
It's, I don't know.
If the camera's not on me when I'm
talking, you can bet the dialogue...
Has been Frankensteined.
You got it.
Reality can be such a b*tch.
You know what the
magazines say about you?
They say that you're just
a waiter.
Is this true, or you
keepin' something from America?
Are you like secretly a prince
undercover, or you just got some demons?
I mean what would honestly possess
you to be on a show like that?
It's so degrading!
- It's like the lowest common
denominator of humanity. Okay!
reality stars are douchebags.
Wow.
Oh yeah! F*** me, oh you, you
young f***ing buck. Scottie!
It's
Scottie. You know what to do.
Hey Scottie, it's me again.
Um, I thought you were coming
this morning with the truck.
You said you were coming.
Fitz is here. I'm here. We've
got that meeting on Monday.
F***. Just call me back.
Ah, sh*t!
Oh!
Well, timing is everything, huh?
with this later.
- They do this in Hawaii.
- We're not in Hawaii.
I know. I found all this stuff: Candles,
Bambi over there, in your dad's shed.
- So, got a wee bit distracted today.
- Kate:
Kate, the yardwork will get
done. I promise.
I know, but you just said you
were gonna do it today.
- We have so much to do.
- It's gonna get done, okay?
Don't worry. It's not like the
sale's gonna fall through.
Kate! What's wrong? He didn't
call?
No. God, I just want to throttle the
little sh*t and that slippery smile.
Katie, come on. I told you, don't worry.
I can always get us another truck.
Calm down.
I'm not gonna calm down! Jesus
Fitz, just let me be pissed at him!
Okay. Well, you can throw your
piss around all you want,
but he's never gonna be who you
want him to be.
I just need him to show up.
- Throw my piss around?
- Yeah, don't do that. It's gross.
I don't know.
- Such a weirdo.
- Well, picture it!
I know this is all a little much,
but just entertain me, okay?
Speak to the universe;
The milky way.
It'll make you feel better, and I'll
clean it all up in the morning.
- Do it for Bambi!
- Okay?
Um, I've got a cabin full of
Randy Olson's stuff,
and a brother who's a smiling
shithead, and
guess I'm just looking
for some help.
Good luck.
I grew up close to the woods, so
my dad would take me hunting,
but whatever, you know, I
killed, I had to eat it.
First thing I ate was a
squirrel.
It was pretty gross, but kinda
tastes like chicken.
Pull!
That's what you say when you're
shooting Clay pigeons,
not bales of hay!
Pretty good, pretty good.
Aww!
- That...
- that was terrible!
Where were you aiming?
For your heart.
Oh, very sweet.
But, you still missed.
Well, you know there's something
There's definitely something going
on in those blue eyes of his.
There's something spinning, or
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