Strange Brew Page #4
- PG
- Year:
- 1983
- 90 min
- 590 Views
Doug
Yeah, sure looks spooky up there. I don't the looks of this at all.
Bob
Where should we go? The loony bin or the brewery?
Doug
I'm taking YOU to the loony bin and I'm going to the brewery.
Bob
Take off, eh? Take me to the brewery.
Doug
Ok, but then I'm taking you to the loony bin!
[cut to car stuck in electric fence]
Doug
Oh geez, look at that!
Pam
Help!
Bob
Geez, what should be do, eh?
Pam
Get me out of here!
Doug
Hold it! Your tires are insulators--don't get out of the car or you'll
ground and get electrocuted.
Bob
He hooked up our stereo, eh?
Pam
I can't get out, the doors are stuck!
Doug
You know what we've got to do, eh? Ram her from behind! Come on!
Bob
Who's driving?
Doug
You are...in case she sues for whiplash I don't know you...I'm just a
hitch-hiker, eh?
Bob [to Pam]
You won't sue for whiplash, will you?
Pam
Hurry!
[They climb into the van and ram the car, knocking it free]
Pam
Hey! Thanks a lot!
Bob
Ok, eh! Did you see her looking at me?
Doug
Yeah, because she thought you were some kind of freak, now come on!
Bob
Take off, she likes me, eh?
[cut to villains in their computer room -- Bob and Doug on
surveillance equipment]
Claude
What happened?
Ted
There was a power surge at the main gate. We lost picture, but we
have it back now.
Claude
Is she here?
Ted
Yes. But she's not alone, she's got two guys with her.
Claude
Lawyers! I knew this would happen! Don't let them in.
Ted
[monitors crackle with static] They're already in. Dang distortion,
that's twice.
Claude
Where is he?
Ted
Oh, he's back in the 'thing.'
[Claude knocks on hidden door -- it opens and Brewmeister Smith
emerges--from a bathroom]
Smith
Yes?
Claude
She's here.
Smith
Claude
Uh, Ted said she had lawyers with her...I thought we should discuss it.
Ted
I did NOT say they were lawyers, YOU said they were lawyers.
[Smith looks at monitor, which shows Bob and Doug kicking car tires in
the parking lot]
Smith
They don't look like lawyers to me! [to Claude] Do you have the check?
Claude
Yes, it's right here [pats shirt pocket].
[Smith grabs Claude's tie and lifts him up]
Smith
Did her mother sign it?
Claude
Yes, she did.
Smith
And you know what to do.
Claude
Yes, yes I know.
[cut to Bob and Doug outside of the brewery]
Bob
It's real big, eh?
Doug
Yeah, don't get scared. Just think of all the free beers we're going
to get.
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[SCENE SEVEN - Inside brewery]
Secretary
Good morning, how may I help you?
Doug [pointing to picture on wall]
We have an appointment with that guy there, eh?
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