South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut script
Synopsis: In this feature film based on the hit animated series, the third graders of South Park sneak into an R-rated film by ultra-vulgar Canadian television personalities Terrance (Matt Stone) and Phillip (Trey Parker), and emerge with expanded vocabularies that leave their parents and teachers scandalized. When outraged Americans try to censor the film, the controversy becomes a call to war with Canada, and Terrance and Phillip end up on death row -- with only the kids left to save them.

KENNY:

Mrmph, rmph rmph rm rmph.

Kenny and Stan walk down the street.

KENNY'S MOTHER

Well fine, go ahead and miss church!! And

then when you die and go to hell you can

ANSWER TO SATAN!!

Dramatic MUSIC STING. Kenny stops, thinks for a minute... And

then walks off with Stan anyway.

EXT. SOUTH PARK AVENUE - DAY

Stan and Kenny now both happily march down the street to the

happy beat.

TOM, a plastic surgeon, peeps his head out the door of his

Rhinoplasty office.

TOM:

Say, where are you boys going?

STAN:

We're going to the movies!

To see the brighter side of life!

Where everyone is beautiful

And have their hair combed just

right!

KENNY:

Mph rmph rm rmph rm!

Mph rm rmph rm!

Mprh rm rmph rm rm

Rmph rm rmph rm rmph!

TOM:

Have fun you rascals!

EXT. KYLE'S HOUSE - DAY

Kenny and Stan knock at the door.

A handsome eight year old Semite, KYLE, answers the door.

KYLE:

Hey, dudes... Aren't you supposed to go

to church, Kenny?

STAN:

Kyle, check it out.

Kenny holds up the newspaper clipping.

KYLE:

OH MY GOD, DUDE!!!

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Trey Parker

Randolph Severn "Trey" Parker III (born October 19, 1969) is an American actor, animator, writer, director, producer, singer, and songwriter. He is best known for being the co-creator of South Park (1997–present) along with his creative partner Matt Stone, as well as co-writing and co-directing the Tony Award-winning musical The Book of Mormon (2011). Parker was interested in film and music as a child, and attended the University of Colorado, Boulder following high school, where he met Stone. The two collaborated on various short films, and starred in a feature-length musical, titled Cannibal! The Musical (1993). more…

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