Orange Is the New Black script
Orange Is the New Black  Episode #Pilot (2013)
Synopsis: Piper Chapman is a public relations executive with a career and a fiance when her past suddenly catches up to her. In her mid-30s she is sentenced to spend time in a minimum-security women's prison in Connecticut for her association with a drug runner 10 years earlier. This Netflix original series is based on the book of the same title. Forced to trade power suits for prison orange, Chapman makes her way through the corrections system and adjusts to life behind bars, making friends with the many eccentric, unusual and unexpected people she meets.

ANGLE ON LARRY AND PETE:

PETE:

So there is an entire pig in there.

LARRY:

Yes.

PETE:

There are only four of us.

LARRY:

It’s a small pig. I really wanted

to use the box. It was my birthday

present from Piper.

PETE:

She knows what you like.

LARRY:

That, and she’s guilty she’s

leaving. It’s a guilt pig roasting

box.

PETE:

At least you got something.

Kirsten won’t be having sex with me

for a year too, but what do I get?

LARRY:

A baby.

PETE:

Yeah. That. But you can’t eat it.

Let me see.

Larry lifts the lid revealing Piggy.

ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK "Pilot" JENJI DRAFT 5.

PETE (CONT’D)

Holy shit. That’s really a pig.

LARRY:

Isn’t it beautiful?

PETE:

I want to fuck it.

LARRY:

Then we’d only have the beet salad

and the brussels sprouts. That’s

really not enough of a going-away

dinner.

PETE:

I want to have sex. My wife won’t

have sex with me.

LARRY:

I’m getting that.

PETE:

I don’t even care that she’s fat.

LARRY:

You are a gentleman. A saint,

almost.

PETE:

I’m an asshole.

LARRY:

Pretty much.

PETE:

Tonight isn’t about me.

LARRY:

No. It really isn’t.

PETE:

Sorry.

LARRY:

It’s okay. I’d rather be thinking

about sex with your pregnant wife

too.

They both stand and stare at the pig.

PETE:

It’s gonna be okay, Larry.

ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK "Pilot" JENJI DRAFT 6.

LARRY:

I don’t know if that’s true.

Beat. They don’t know what else to say. Then,

PETE:

So, should we take it out?

LARRY:

Yeah. Get this party started.

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Jenji Kohan

Jenji Leslie Kohan is an American television writer and producer. She is best known as the creator of the Showtime comedy-drama series Weeds and the Netflix comedy-drama series Orange Is the New Black. more…

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