Frasier Page #4
Season #1- TV-PG
- Year:
- 1993
- 22 min
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The delivery man leaves. Martin sits in The Armchair, newly
installed as the centrepiece of the apartment.
Frasier:
Oh look, Dad, as dear as I'm sure this, this piece is to youI, I just don't think it goes with anything here!
Martin:
I know, it's eclectic!He reclines, knocking over the small folding table; Frasier rescues
the glass ornament again, and rights the table.
Frasier:
Niles, Niles, will you help me out here?Martin:
Ah, you're gonna have to run an extension cord over here soI can plug in the vibrating part.
Frasier:
Oh yes, that will be the crowning touch.Niles quickly heads for the door.
Niles:
Well, now that you two are settled in, I've got to run.I'm late for my dysfunctional family seminar.
He is halfway out of the apartment before he remembers something...
Niles:
Dad, have you mentioned Eddie yet?Frasier:
[horrified] Eddie?Niles:
Ta-ta! [closes the door]Frasier:
Oh no, Dad, no, no! Not Eddie!Martin:
But he's my best friend! Get me my beer, would you?Frasier:
[fetches the beer] But he's weird! He gives me the creeps!All he does is stare at me.
Martin:
Ah, it's just your imagination.Frasier:
No Dad, no! No, I'm sorry, but I am putting my foot down.7 of12
FADE TO:
EDDIE:
Scene Four -Apartment -Night
The lights are off. Martin is in his chair, eating a hot link and
watching the Charles Bronson movie; sounds of mindless violence can
be heard emanating from the TV.
The camera pans over to the couch, where an uncomfortable-looking
Frasier is seated. Perched next to Frasier is Eddie -a wire-haired
Jack Russell terrier. Eddie stares at Frasier.
End of Act One.
Act Two.
Scene Five -Cafe Nervosa.
Niles has just been served his coffee; Frasier rushes in.
Frasier:
[anxious] Niles, there you are! I'm sorry I'm late; just asI was leaving, Dad decided to cook lunch by the glow of a
small kitchen fire! Oh Niles, this last week with Dad, it's,
it's been a living hell! When I'm there, I feel like my
territory's being violated; when I'm not, I'm worried about
what he's up to. Look at me, [shows Niles his shaky hands]
I'm a nervous wreck! I've got to do something to calm down.
[goes to the bar] Double espresso, please! Niles, you don't
still have the brochures from those rest homes, do you?
Niles:
Of course I do. Don't forget, Maris is five years olderthan I am. But you really think that's necessary?
Frasier:
I'm afraid I do. I don't have my life anymore. Tuesdaynight I gave up my tickets to the theatre, Wednesday it was
the symphony... [gets his coffee]
Niles:
That reminds me, weren't you going to the opera on Friday?Frasier:
Yes, here. [hands him some tickets]Niles:
Thank you.Frasier:
Niles, you don't suppose there's a chance that you and Mariscould...
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