A Night at the Roxbury script
Synopsis: Despite being well into adulthood, brothers Doug (Chris Kattan) and Steve Butabi (Will Ferrell) still live at home and work in the flower shop owned by their dad (Dan Hedaya). They exist only to hit on women at discos, though they're routinely unsuccessful until a chance run-in with Richard Grieco (Richard Grieco) gets them inside the swank Roxbury club. Mistaken for high rollers, they meet their dream women, Vivica (Gigi Rice) and Cambi (Elisa Donovan), and resolve to open a club of their own.

DOUG:

Check the hottie.

The Bouncer jumps aside, letting them enter. Richard

inadvertently rubs his nose as he enters.

DOUG & STEVE

Watching. They both imitate his nose rub and try to

follow him in. The Bouncer steps in front of them.

DOUG:

(yelling at Grieco

like they know him)

Alright, we'll see you later then!

(to Bouncer)

You know what? We're gonna take

off now.

STEVE:

Maybe we'll hang out later.

BOUNCER:

There's no chance of that

happening.

STEVE:

Sounds good.

The guys exit.

CUT TO:

INT. BMW - NIGHT

The guys are driving.

DOUG:

You know what was wrong with that

place.

STEVE:

It's hard to say, since we didn't

get in.

DOUG:

It's just a poorly run operation.

They can't properly evaluate the

incoming clientele.

STEVE:

I thought we just didn't look cool

enough.

DOUG:

C'mon. You? You're a beautiful

man. I tell you what I'd do if it

were my club. I would treat all

the outside wannabes just as well

as any legendary former television

star.

STEVE:

That's pretty Roosevelt of you.

DOUG:

It's just what I believe in.

CUT TO:

EXT. SUNSET BLVD - LATER

A police car drives behind them, turns on the SIREN.

INT. BMW

The sound of the SIREN mixes with their MUSIC.

DOUG:

Must be the new dance mix version.

POLICE OFFICER (O.S.)

(loud speaker)

Pull over to the side of the road!

A female POLICE OFFICER signals them to pull over.

DRIVER'S WINDOW

The officer steps up to their car.

POLICE OFFICER:

You know you were doing fifty?

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Will Ferrell

John William "Will" Ferrell is an American actor, comedian, producer, and writer. He first established himself in the mid-1990s as a cast member on the NBC sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live, and has subsequently starred in comedy films such as Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004), Talladega Nights (2006), Step Brothers (2008), The Other Guys (2010) and Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (2013), all but one of which he co-wrote with his comedy partner Adam McKay. The two also founded the comedy website Funny or Die in 2007. Other films roles include Elf, Old School (both 2003), Blades of Glory (2007), and the animated films Megamind (2010) and The Lego Movie (2014). more…

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